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by conman
2-27-06
IT IS THE YEAR 2017. A DEADLY VIRUS HAS WIPED OUT MOST OF THE WORLD.
HARDLY ANYONE IS LEFT.
HERE IS THE STORY OF HOW IT HAPPENED.

 

by conman
2-27-06
ONE NORMAL DAY...
HONEY, EATYOUR PASTA!
BUT MOM! IT'S GREEN!
BUT SHE DIDN'T LISTEN...
SO WHAT?!? HERE, I'LL TAKE A BITE.
MOM!! NO! DON'T!
UGH
NOOOOOOOOOOO!

 

by conman
2-27-06
THE DISEASE SPREAD...
GUH
DAD? DAD!
STRIKING ALL ADULTS...
WROO!
DAD... YOU'RE JOKING RIGHT. right?
UNTIL NONE WERE LEFT.
UR...
PASTOR HINOM?

 

by conman
2-27-06
MY SERUM, IT WORKED RIGHT?
Y'KNOW... THE STRANGEST THING HAPPENED. IT ONLY WORKED ON THE ADULTS.
...
YOU'RE GOING TO KILL ME... aren't you...
YES
*gulp*

 

by conman
2-27-06
HUNTER AND RYAN...
CLARENCE AND CHRISTIAN.
AND... THESE TWO WEIRDOS.
WE LOOK INDIAN, BUT WE'RE REALLY CHINEESE.
I LIKE APPLE SAUCE!

 

by conman
2-27-06
NOW THERE ARE ONLY A FEW CHILDREN LEFT IN COLUMBIA. THEY LIVE IN ONE BIG HOUSE. THE DO NOT GO SEARCHING BECAUSE THEY ARE AFRAID OF WHAT THEY WILL SEE. THESE CHILDREN ARE... CONNOR AND GABY...
CARSON AND JACOB...
ANDREW AND STUART...

 

by conman
2-28-06
THEIR HOME IS AN OLD MANSION ON A HILL.
IT HAS A GRAVEYARD WHERE THE ORIGINAL OWNERS LIVED.
THIS GUY'S NAME WAS RIP!
I LIKE CLOUDS.
NEXT ISSUE, I WILL BEGIN TO CHRONICLE THEIR EVERYDAY LIVES.

 

by conman
2-28-06
ONE DAY...
HEY CHRISTIAN.
HI.
HEY! IS THAT A BOMB!
UH... I'D RATHER YOU NOT TOUCH THAT.
HEY! ISN'T THAT THE BEDROOM?
I LIKE CHOCOLATE!

 

by conman
2-28-06
WOAH... THAT WAS UNEXPECTED.
MY LEGS!
WHOOPS... I'M SORRY.
THAT'S OKAY. THE WAY I SEE IT, LIFE IS NOTHING BUT A GLITCHED VIDEO GAME. GIVING A FLOWER TO A GIRL WILL GET YOU SLAPPED, WHILE IN THE VIDEO GAME WORLD YOU WILL GAIN A LEVEL.
AND THAT'S NOT EVEN GETTING TO... HEY! WHERE'D YA' GO CONNOR!

 

by conman
2-28-06
ONE DAY...
HEY STUART! GOT ANY FOOD?
NO.
HEY! WHAT'S WITH THE GUN?...
LATER...
HEY HUNTER! HAVE YOU SEEN STUART?
UHHH... NO.

 

by conman
2-28-06
I LIKE COMICS!
I DO TOO!
I LIKE OXYGEN!
I DO TOO. CAN WE TALK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE NOW?
I LIKE YOU!
TO LATE FOR THAT NOW.

 

by conman
2-28-06
...
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...
...
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ALRIGHT ALREADY! YOU WIN! JUST STOP STARING AT ME!

 

by conman
2-28-06
I NEED SOMEONE TO GET THOSE KIDS! COME MY FAITHFUL SERVANT!
YES SIR!
GO FORTH AND DESTROY ALL THE SURVIVING CHILDREN! START WITH... IRMO.
YES SIR!
AND NEVER POINT THAT THING AT ME AGAIN!
YES SIR!

 

by conman
3-02-06
THE NEXT DAY...
WHY, HELLO THERE!
HI
I TURNED 18 TODAY!
YOUR POINT?
HUNTER JUST DOESN'T GET IT.
I'M THE LAST LIVING ADULT.
YOUR POINT?

 

by conman
3-02-06
WHO ARE YOU?
I'VE COME TO KILL YOU ALL!
YOU'RE NOT SELLING ANYTHING...are you?
I'VE COME TO KILL YOU ALL!
PLEASE LEAVE.
I'LL KILL YOU FOR THIS.

 

by conman
3-02-06
THINGS ARE NOT GOING WELL HERE...
I'M THE ONLY ONLY ADULT ON THIS PLANET!
LISTEN, I'LL GIVE YOU 5 SECONDS TO GET OFF MY PROPERTY!
YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS...
5,4,3...
WHOOPS...
WHOOPS, MY FINGER SLIPPED!

 

by conman
3-02-06
HE DOESN'T WANT TO KNOW...
I WONDER HOW THINGS ARE DOING ON EARTH...
THE VERY NEAR END.
SO... ARE YOU LEAVING?
I SUPPOSE SO.
THIS WON'T END WELL...
I CALL UPON A NEW WORTHY ASSISTANT! COME MASTER CHEIF!
I AM HERE MASTER.

 

by conman
3-03-06
I FINALLY FOUND YOU!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
THE BOSS TOLD ME TO REPLACE YOU ON THE BATTLE FIELD.
THIS ISN'T A BATTLE FIELD.
HOW EASILY THEY LOSE THE POINT...
...
...

 

by conman
3-03-06
DEAR READERS, I WANT TO INFORM YOU OF OTHER GREAT COMICS OUT THERE.
IF YOU HAVE BEEN ABLE TO FIND THIS, YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO SEE OTHER GREAT WORKS!
OF THESE, WE HAVE BLOND DUDE BY RYRY...
HA HA YOU LOOK FUNNY!
THIS IS NOT CONNOR! THIS IS A SCENE FROM BLOND DUDE.
AND ANOTHER SERIES BY STUMAN37. THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME!
HEY BABES!
THIS... IS EMBARRISING!

 

by conman
3-03-06
WARRIOR OF JINGOL, ERINNEA.
HEY THERE! CAN YOU HELP ME ON MY EPIC QUEST TO SAVE CONNOR AND HIS FRIENDS?
SHHH! BE VERY, VERY QUIET! I'M HUNTIN' WABBITS!
HEY CLARENCE! WAS ANYBODY HERE?
SOME RABBIT WTH A GUN. NOTHIN' MUCH.
I NEED TO SAVE THEM!
I LIKE KITTIES!

 

by conman
3-03-06
THE BAD GUYS MOVE...
THAT'S THEIR HOUSE!
LET'S GET 'EM!
LET'S GO!
RIGHT BEHIND YA!
THIS ADDS SUSPENSE!
THIS IS GONNA BE EASY!
I FINALLY FOUND YOU, WABBIT!

 

by conman
3-03-06
I'M GONNA' MAKE YOU CRY LITTLE MAN!
I DON'T T'INK SO WABBIT!
AAUUGH!!! @#$%^&*!! MY FACE!
THAT'S FOR STEALIN' ME TRIX!
DUDE!!! I NEVER TOOK YOUR TRIX!!!
OH... GOOD-BYE THEN.

 

by conman
3-03-06
HEY WHAZZUP JAKE!
WHO IS THIS JAKE OF WHO YOU SPEAK?
HEY! CUT THAT OUT MAN! I KNOW YOU'RE JACOB.
WHO IS THIS JACOB!!!
WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO CONNOR?
WAIT A MINUET... IF YOU'RE JACOB THAN WHO IS...

 

by conman
3-03-06
THIS IS BAD! HE'LL KILL EVERYONE! WE GOT TO STOP HIM, NOW!!!
EHHH... JUST A SECOND.
I'VE GOT...
TO STOP HIM!
THERE HE IS!
I'LL DESTROY YOU ALL! HA HA HA!!!

 

by conman
3-03-06
STUART WAS NEVER REALLY DEAD. HUNTER JUST THREW HIM IN AN ANCIENT TOMB. ISN'T THAT COOL!
I'M ALIVE!
I'VE COME FOR YOU, STUART!
IT LOOKS LIKE STUART DISTURBED THE DEAD...
RAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
MOVE OUT OF THE WAY, JERK!
BUT THE RABBIT DISTURBED HIM MORE!
AURGH!
SUCKA'!!

 

by conman
3-03-06
GABY HASN'T SPOKEN SINCE THE DAY HER PARENT'S DEATH...
*hic, sob*
HEY GABY, ARE YOU OKAY?
HEY! SHE TALKED! (SORRY IF THIS IS OUT OF PLACE)
connor... *hic*
DON'T WORRY SIS, WE'LL MAKE IT!
THEY'RE SIBLINGS?!?
CONNOR, WE NEED TO SEARCH FOR MORE CHILDREN. THEY COULD DIE WITHOUT OUR HELP!
YOU'RE RIGHT! LET'S GO!

 

by conman
3-04-06
NO CHILDREN HERE.
LET'S GO SOMEWHERE ELSE.
THE HOUSES ARE HAUNTED BY DEAD ADULTS. HOW SAD.
NOT HERE EITHER.
NEXT!
I'LL ANSWER THIS QUESTION IN THE NEXT EPISODE!
THERE AREN'T ANY CHILDREN ANYWHERE!
WHERE COULD THEY POSSIBLY BE?

 

by conman
3-04-06
I'LL GET IT!
DING DONG
HELLO?
I'M BACK FROM MY MISSION!
CT. HULHU IS THE GUY WHO KILLED THE ADULTS!
WHAT MISSION?
I TRANSPORTED ALL THE SURVIVING CHILDREN TO THE SPACE STATION TO BEGIN OUR WAR ON CT. HULHU!

 

by conman
3-04-06
I WILL NOT LET YOU WIN!
TOO LATE!
HOW COME?
I HAVE DESTROYED THE CITY OF IRMO!
uh oh...
SO? WE'RE NOT DEAD.
THE BOMB MUST NOT HAVE GONE OFF YET...

 

by conman
3-04-06
BOMB?!
HA HA SUCKER!
TO BE CONTINUED...

 

by conman
3-04-06
HMMM... IT SAYS STUMAN37'S COMIC STINKS!
WHY, YES THEY DO.
I THINK YOU'RE RIGHT!
OF COURSE I'M RIGHT!
WANNA MILKSHAKE?
LEAD THE WAY, BUDDY!

 

by conman
3-05-06
HER VOYAGE STARTS...
JACOB! WHERE ARE YOU?
THERE YOU ARE!
OH NO! ANOTHER SIMPLETON!
DUN, DUN, DUUUUUUUUUUN... TO BE CONTINUED...
Y'MEAN... YOU'RE NOT MY BROTHER?
OF COURSE NOT!

 

by conman
3-05-06
TELL ME WHERE MY BROTHER IS!
YOU'LL HAVE TO BEAT ME IN A STARING CONTEST!
YOU'RE ON!
BRING IT LAMB-CHOP!
TO BE CONTINUED...
...
...

 

by conman
3-05-06
...
WHAT AM I DOING?!? I CAN DESTROY HER NOW AND BE DONE WITH IT!
...
KYAA!
TO NEVER BE CONTINUED...
HA! I WIN!

 

by conman
3-05-06
HUH!?! IS THAT YOU JACOB?
ugh...
CARSON AND JACOB ARE ALSO RELATED.
must save Carson...
WE GOTTA GET YOU HOME. CARSON'S FINE!
UH-OH...
AAAAAAAAAAAA
WAS THAT CARSON?

 

by conman
3-05-06
CONNOR AND GABY ARE "CHECKED" INTO A HOTEL...
I'M GONNA WATCH SOME TELEVISION!
THEE ARE KID'S BROADCASTING FROM OUTERSPACE...
HELLO. AND WELCOME TO CHANNEL 3 NEWS! I'M NATASHA VINHICKLE!
I'M CHUCK CHINKY CHUCKINGER. AND NOW, THE NEWS!
TO BE CONTINUED...
IT SEEMS THAT A HOUSE CAUGHT ON FIRE. A KID FIRE DEPARTMENT AGENT BARELY PUT IT OUT IN TIME.
BURN BABY! BURN!

 

by conman
3-05-06
*crackle crackle*
PREPARE TO DIE! FIRE SCUM
NOW YOU'RE AFRAID OF ME.
*crackle crackle*
I'M GOIN IN!

 

by conman
3-05-06
AFTER RESCUING THE SURVIVORS, THE FIREMAN IS IN SURGERY! NOW AN INTERVIEW WITH DR. BILL!
THIS IS VERY INTENSE SURGERY HERE!
I WILL NOW COMMENCE THE SURGERY
IT'S A GOOD THING IT'S CENSORED!
AAAAA MERCIFUL HEAVENS! THE PAIN!
GYAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

 

by conman
3-05-06
AS YOU CAN SEE... THE SITUATION HAS INDEED WORSENED!
THIS CONCLUDES THE EVENING BROADCAST!
GOOD NIGHT. AND GOOD LUCK!
WHOOPS...
WAS THAT BURNING HOUSE OURS?
YEAH...

 

by conman
3-07-06
SO THEY TRAVELED BY SEA...
SAIL ON!
I HATE BOATS.
BY PLANE...
WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!
HEY! IS THAT RU PAUL?!?
BUT WHEN THEY FINALLY ARRIVED...
SOOO... WHERE'S OUR HOUSE?

 

by conman
3-07-06
CONNOR! WE'RE GOING TO WAR!
NO! PLEASE DON'T STARE AT ME!
I MEANT WITH CT. HULHU.
OHHH!
NOW WE MUST MAKE A LONG VOYAGE TO THE SPACE STATION SO WE CAN GO TO SPACE!
YAY! LET'S GO

 

by conman
3-07-06
THEY HAVE NAMES?!?
I'M NANDINI! AND SHE IS NEHA!
I LIKE LIDS!
...
...
THE END
OOOOOOOOOO-KAY...
I LIKE... TEDDIES!

 

by conman
3-07-06
IF THIS COMIC IS NOT GETTING GOOD RATINGS BECAUSE THERE ARE NO CUSS WORDS, DRUG REFRENCES OR ANY OTHER SUGGESTIVE THEMES, THAT IS BECAUSE I, THE CREATOR AM A CHRISTIAN!
HE DOESN'T MEAN THAT CHRISTIAN.
MUST BEAT LEVEL...
HE MEANS THE PEOPLE WHO BELIEVE THAT JESUS CHRIST DIED ON THE CROSS FOR OUR SINS SO WE COULD GO TO HEAVEN AND LIVE IN HARMONY FOREVER!
AND AS PART OF MY RELIGION, I SHOULD NOT DO ANYTHING GOD WOULD FROWN UPON, OTHERWISE KNOWN AS SIN!
GRRRRRR! I'M A BUG!
AAAAARGH! GET IT AWAY! GET IT AWAY!

 

by conman
3-07-06
I'LL DESTROY YOU ERINNEA!
OH NO! WHO CAN SAVE ME NOW?
NEVER FEAR! I, MAYA, AM HEAR!
HUH!?! MAYA?!? I'M GETTING OUT OF HERE!
MEANWHILE... REMEMBER THAT EPISODE WHERE JACOB WAS FOUND AND CARSON SCREAMED? SHE WAS CLONED! THE CARSON AFTER THAT WAS THE CLONE! HERE'S A PEEK AT WHAT'S GOING ON!
PREPARE TO DIE PATHETIC MORTAL! YOU ARE GOING TO BE KILLED AFTER YOU'ER DONE WITH!
YOU'LL NEVER GET AWAY!

 

by conman
3-09-06
CT. HULHU IS TRYING TO STOP THE CHILDREN FROM ENTERING THE SPACE STATION... just in case it wasn't obvious...
RAAARGH
WHO ARE YOU?
I AM THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS!
THE BLADDER INFECTED MACHINATION!
THE MASTER OF PEEK-A-BOO!
I... AM... JAMES!

 

by conman
3-09-06
YOU CAN'T STOP ME CHRISTIAN!
HERE I COME!
I GOT "KYAAA!" FROM AN OLD MANGA(japaneese comic).
KYAAA!
WHOOSH
DID I WIN?
YOU RAN OVER HIM! HE'S FLAT AS A PANCAKE! DID YOU GAIN WEIGHT...?

 

by conman
3-09-06
I'M GABY. I'M GOING BEHIND THE SCENES TO GIVE YOU THE LAST NAMES OF THE CHARACTERS IN THIS COMIC!
CONNOR AND I HAVE THE NAME RENFROE
CARSON AND JACOB'S LAST NAME IS BEDENBAUGH!
STUART'S LAST NAME IS NATES(that is English for buttcheek). AND ANDREW'S LAST NAME IS FOARD! THESE NAMES WERE RANDOMLY PICKED FROM THE PHONE BOOK!

 

by conman
3-11-06
DEAR READER, I WOULD LIKE TO TELL YOU I RANDOMLY PICKED THOSE LAST NAMES FROM THE PHONE BOOK. I WOULD NEVER TELL YOU A PERSON'S REAL NAME. I HAVE TAKEN MY COMPUTER SAFETY CLASS .
I'M NOT INSECURE!!!! @#$% YOU! @#$% YOU ALL!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! NOW BACK TO OUR SHOW...
THAT WAS SCARY! WASN'T IT NEHA?!?
I LIKE...
OH NO! HER VOCABULARY HAS SHORT-CIRCUITED!
@#$%^&*

 

by conman
3-11-06
WELL... THIS IS IT GANG! THE SPACE STATION. WHO SHOULD WE SEND TO SPACE?
WHY NOT STUART? IF HE DIES, NO ONE WILL MISS HIM.
*THE ART TYPE I'M USING
NAW... HOW ABOUT CONNOR? KADDAR* MADE A SPACE SUIT FOR HIM.
FINE...
...
COOL! I'M IN SPACE!
PREPARE TO DIE EARTH VERMIN!

 

by conman
3-11-06
PLEASE DON'T SHOOT ME! STUART'S A LOT MORE FUN TO TORTURE. I SWEAR!
SWEAR TO THIS!
WHAT HAPPENED?!?!?!?!?
THAT WAS CLOSE...
AAAARRRRGH!
WHY THANK YOU MYSTERIOUS BENEFACTOR!
NO SWEAT BUB!

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