All comics by cousin_emmit

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by cousin_emmit
1-29-02
I'm looking forward to seeing what Rage Against The Machine will sound like now Chris Cornell has replaced Zach
Yeah, Tom and Chris should write some really good music together
Rage Against The Machine were on 'The Matrix'
Ben, you have shamed yourself once again
Bugger

 

by cousin_emmit
2-08-02
Whats up Shawn?
They kicked me out of the band
Why?
..........
'Cos he did fuck all!

 

by cousin_emmit
2-08-02
Hey, you just won £10,000,000,000!
Whatever
Hi! Wana join me and my playboy girl friends for a good time?
Whatever
Join me in heaven for everlasting peace and happyness my son.
Why won't people just leave me alone?

 

by cousin_emmit
2-08-02
Check me out. I've got a cap on backwards and a hoodie. That means I know about metal.
Do you like my band, Nickelback?
I have no idea who you are. You look like a dick though. I'm gona have to teach you about music.
......
Nu-metal kid takes Chad to see Slipknot
See now this guy has a funny face. That means he's a good musicain.
It's not just my face that is cool. My band also has four totally useless members.

 

by cousin_emmit
2-08-02
Get off me you fat bastard

 

by cousin_emmit
2-26-02
Hey baby, you know you want me, cos I'm cool.
Sorry Ben, I only like real men that dont get beaten up by their 14 year old brothers
Maybe I should lower my standards a bit
No chance junior
Well...... how about it?
Oh dear

 

by cousin_emmit
2-26-02
Gaz thinks he's soooo funny making cartoons about the stupid things I do
I'll show him, I'll make the funniest strip ever
Just as soon as I'm done watching this animal porn

 

by cousin_emmit
2-28-02
ME SO HORNY! ............. Ah she's way out of my league
Leave me alone you perv, I'm gona call the cops
Well how about some time with your donkey then?
Not this guy again! Where are those cops?
All right son, bend over the bonnet and spread your legs
Finnally I'm gona get some action

 

by cousin_emmit
2-28-02
Gimmick night at UFC
Ladies and Gentlemen. Tonight we find out what truley is the most annoying creation ever.
I am the help icon off microsoft! I get in the corner of the screen and do unfunny things! MWUAHAHAHA!!
I am Corey from Slipknot! I sell out metal and appeal to small children
I'm the defualt character. I never leave!
Well folks, looks like it's gona be a three way match!
How could I NOT be in this strip?!

 

by cousin_emmit
2-28-02
Russ checks his appearence in the mirror
Damnit! Why was I cursed to be so hideously deformed?! IT'S NOT FAIR!
There must be someone who is more disgusting than me.....
Time for Ben to enter this cartoon.

 

by cousin_emmit
2-28-02
Admit it. That messed with your head.

 

by cousin_emmit
2-28-02
Damn I'm funny lookin'. I should be in GWAR!
You're not as funny lookin' as me though!
Those guys look SOOO cool!
Yeah, if they had a CD it would HAVE to be good. Considering how they look.
Hey they are cool. What do you think Shawn?
Well we really could use a couple more drummers in the band.

 

by cousin_emmit
3-11-02
HAHA! My plans are in place! The world will soon be mine! I will rule all!
There's just one thing I stopping my plans......
The fact that your a chicken?
Yeah

 

by cousin_emmit
3-11-02
This time I've got the perfect weapon! People will have to respect my evil powers now! Mwuahahahaha!
I'm not impressed still.
WHY NOT!?
Because your still a cock.
I hate you.

 

by cousin_emmit
3-11-02
Hoi you! Hands up!
Hey I'll give you my wallet. Just dont hurt me please!
I'm a kangaroo. What the fuck do I need money for?
Well then...... what do you want?
Bend over.
Bollocks

 

by cousin_emmit
3-11-02
Grr! I'm the greatest! No other robot is as badass as me!
Mechazilla, down in one punch. Terminator knocked out by the old one two! All gundams blasted apart!
Aint nobody got nothin' on me!!!!
Didn't you get your arse kicked by C3PO?
That's not fair! He....... distracted me.
Yeah then his boyfriend beat on you too.

 

by cousin_emmit
3-13-02
What you got there?
It's a letter from my wife. She's got a new man and she never wants to see me again.
Anything else?
She's taking the kids.
AH-HAHAHAHA!!!!! YOU SUCK!!!

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