Ben talks about music by cousin_emmit1-29-02 I'm looking forward to seeing what Rage Against The Machine will sound like now Chris Cornell has replaced Zach Yeah, Tom and Chris should write some really good music together Rage Against The Machine were on 'The Matrix' Ben, you have shamed yourself once again Bugger
Slipknot get rid of the clown by cousin_emmit2-08-02 Whats up Shawn? They kicked me out of the band Why? .......... 'Cos he did fuck all!
You know you've been playing FFVIII too much when..... by cousin_emmit2-08-02 Hey, you just won £10,000,000,000! Whatever Hi! Wana join me and my playboy girl friends for a good time? Whatever Join me in heaven for everlasting peace and happyness my son. Why won't people just leave me alone?
Nu-metal's nu-fans by cousin_emmit2-08-02 Check me out. I've got a cap on backwards and a hoodie. That means I know about metal. Do you like my band, Nickelback? I have no idea who you are. You look like a dick though. I'm gona have to teach you about music. ...... Nu-metal kid takes Chad to see Slipknot See now this guy has a funny face. That means he's a good musicain. It's not just my face that is cool. My band also has four totally useless members.
Ben goes on the pull by cousin_emmit2-26-02 Hey baby, you know you want me, cos I'm cool. Sorry Ben, I only like real men that dont get beaten up by their 14 year old brothers Maybe I should lower my standards a bit No chance junior Well...... how about it? Oh dear
Ben plots his revenge by cousin_emmit2-26-02 Gaz thinks he's soooo funny making cartoons about the stupid things I do I'll show him, I'll make the funniest strip ever Just as soon as I'm done watching this animal porn
Ben's run in with the law by cousin_emmit2-28-02 ME SO HORNY! ............. Ah she's way out of my league Leave me alone you perv, I'm gona call the cops Well how about some time with your donkey then? Not this guy again! Where are those cops? All right son, bend over the bonnet and spread your legs Finnally I'm gona get some action
Who is the most irritating? by cousin_emmit2-28-02 Gimmick night at UFC Ladies and Gentlemen. Tonight we find out what truley is the most annoying creation ever. I am the help icon off microsoft! I get in the corner of the screen and do unfunny things! MWUAHAHAHA!! I am Corey from Slipknot! I sell out metal and appeal to small children I'm the defualt character. I never leave! Well folks, looks like it's gona be a three way match! How could I NOT be in this strip?!
More abuse aimed at ben by cousin_emmit2-28-02 Russ checks his appearence in the mirror Damnit! Why was I cursed to be so hideously deformed?! IT'S NOT FAIR! There must be someone who is more disgusting than me..... Time for Ben to enter this cartoon.
Angry ranting from an unsuccessful bitter guitarist by cousin_emmit2-28-02 Damn I'm funny lookin'. I should be in GWAR! You're not as funny lookin' as me though! Those guys look SOOO cool! Yeah, if they had a CD it would HAVE to be good. Considering how they look. Hey they are cool. What do you think Shawn? Well we really could use a couple more drummers in the band.
Evil Chicken by cousin_emmit3-11-02 HAHA! My plans are in place! The world will soon be mine! I will rule all! There's just one thing I stopping my plans...... The fact that your a chicken? Yeah
Return of Evil Chicken by cousin_emmit3-11-02 This time I've got the perfect weapon! People will have to respect my evil powers now! Mwuahahahaha! I'm not impressed still. WHY NOT!? Because your still a cock. I hate you.
Alternate mugging by cousin_emmit3-11-02 Hoi you! Hands up! Hey I'll give you my wallet. Just dont hurt me please! I'm a kangaroo. What the fuck do I need money for? Well then...... what do you want? Bend over. Bollocks
Mecha-Ali by cousin_emmit3-11-02 Grr! I'm the greatest! No other robot is as badass as me! Mechazilla, down in one punch. Terminator knocked out by the old one two! All gundams blasted apart! Aint nobody got nothin' on me!!!! Didn't you get your arse kicked by C3PO? That's not fair! He....... distracted me. Yeah then his boyfriend beat on you too.
Jimmy the insensitive friend by cousin_emmit3-13-02 What you got there? It's a letter from my wife. She's got a new man and she never wants to see me again. Anything else? She's taking the kids. AH-HAHAHAHA!!!!! YOU SUCK!!!