Introducing Bush and Blair by craNKGod3-14-02 Hello! I am George W. Bush!! And I'm Tony Blair! So, Tony Blair, have you kissed my ass today? No, sorry, sir! That's total gratingency! hahahahahahahaha :)
Blow Sh*t Up by craNKGod3-14-02 I'm here to blow up your buildings and stuff! Oh please no!! Please don't Bush! launched!! Time to meet your maker!! It isn't Allah! OOPS K'DOOPS
Indecent by craNKGod3-14-02 HELLO JOHN ASHCROFT That thing on your head must be covered up!! It is indecent!! This should do it!! hahahahahahahahahaha *sigh* Here we go again!!
Unintelligent Design ha ha ha by craNKGod3-14-02 I understand you're allowing "Intelligent Design" to be taught in public schools, sir! Yes, I am, gratingent citizen! Well, we at the Flat-Earth Society demand you teach our theories in school! Wait, that's different!! *Your* dogma is *accepted* and has *tax-exemption status*! Exactly!