Influential by cry_havoc10-29-02 I'm tellin ya, the audience will LOVE it. Trust me. All you have to do, is light the fireworks. Shang-hi not sure-a. Dont worry about it. Just do as i told you. The crowd will be blown away. Ok. Here Shang-hi go... Shang-hi tink she made bad decision.
What A Ho-Ho-Ho by cry_havoc10-29-02 What A Guy Thinks When He Sees... *boinggg* I want that ass!! What A Girl Thinks When She Sees... *sighs* I need that ass... What Santa thinks when he sees... Hey! I've had that ass!
Big Ego by cry_havoc10-29-02 Hey baby.... You know if you straighten me out...i'm 9 cms ehhh... Was it something I said? Aww, come back. Ok ok!!! 8 and a half!! I swear!
Satan's B*tch & Her Random Sex Toy Victim by cry_havoc10-29-02 Please don't put me up that dark place again. Please don't put me up that dark place again. Please dont....
Love Is A Battlefield by cry_havoc10-29-02 WE ARE STRONG No One Can Tell Us We're WRONG Searching Our Hearts For So LONG
Eager To Please by cry_havoc10-29-02 God, I'm sooo bored. I've finished all my work for the day If I think really hard...maybe something will come to me hmm... You could shine my knob
Anyone Can Be Horny Rockstars These Days by cry_havoc11-14-02 On Mtv... How many licks does it take til you get to the center of the...ohh, ohhhhh Mtv has really gone down hill lately...
Eternal Damnation....they aren't kidding by cry_havoc11-22-02 No....you can't play with it one last time but.... I said no. Where do you think we're headed? A business trip? The all you can eat special at Denny's? You're going to hell man. Now put you willy away and act like a man. Anyone else see the humor in this???