All comics by ctkrod

 

by ctkrod
3-20-01
Dude...
sweet.
Doo-hood...
swee-heeet.
rofl...
rofl.

 

by ctkrod
3-20-01
Hey Mister, I can't remember, am I wearing panties today?
It's a good thing nobody can see my hands right now
That's odd...yet I find myself aroused...grrr, stupid zipper.
Enough ham-spankery! I shall make you my bitch!
HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! You will now burn in the eternal fires of Hell!
I hope he doesn't know I'm wearing pantyhose.

 

by ctkrod
3-20-01
"So you're telling me that your baby's mother owes you $16.95 for Huggies, in addition to..."
Is this nougat?
"...and I had to have reconstructive surgery after being attacked by his goat..."
"if ya want my body, and ya think I'm sexy, come on sugar let me know..."
"Girl, I be puttin food on da table for da shorties."
I think this is nougat.

 

by ctkrod
3-20-01
I AM DEATH. YOUR TIME HAS COME.
Umm, gee Mr. Death, I'm feeling quite well today.
OH, MY MISTAKE. I MISREAD THE ORDER TICKET.
Huh?
I'M HERE FOR THE DEAD ANIMAL THAT SEEMS TO HAVE LODGED ITSELF IN YOUR SNATCH.
So that's where Mr. Slippers went!

 

by ctkrod
3-20-01
I don't know why I ever agreed to take Starr Jones' soul in exchange for letting her do The View.
She's really sassy, and that Lucy Liu seems like a lot of fun.
I gotta take another look at that contract. I think I signed off on 9 years of that crap. I gotta find a way to cancel it.
Did you know Meredith Viera used to be on some other show?
Get those broads yapping for an hour, and I'm in hell. Well, hell for me.
Barbara Walters is a news reporter in real life.

 

by ctkrod
3-20-01
Does this seem familiar?
If I ever met Bill Gates I'd cram an X-box up his A-hole...sideways!
This program has performed an illegal operation and will shut down.
This program has performed an illegal operation and will shut down.
When in doubt...CTRL-ALT-DEL.

 

by ctkrod
3-20-01
"Mr. Hasselhoff, is there anything you want to tell your fans?"
I've got three things to say: One, Kids Matter.
Two, always give it your best shot no matter what.
And three, I could go for a hand job.

 

by ctkrod
3-20-01
Jeez, I've got 200 friggin' channels and I can't get Hee Haw!
Roy Clark is the MAN!
I've got TNN and CMT, and all the NASCAR I can handle, but no Hee Haw!
Hee Haw? More like Hee Haw Haw HAW STOP IT YOU'RE KILLING ME!!!
Have you ever had squirrel pie?
Maybe Lee Ann Rimes can start Hee Haw: The Next Generation when her red-hot country music career downshifts out of overdrive.

 

by ctkrod
3-21-01
Pull my finger.
Why?
Because something fun will happen. Plus, I'll give you some candy. Go ahead, pull my finger.
Orange gumdrops are my favorite.
Great...now pull my finger.
If you fart I'll tell mommy you touched me there again.

 

by ctkrod
3-21-01
When I grow up, I wanna be a cowboy just like you!
Aw shucks, bein' a cowboy's hard work, son
Aw, I've seen what you do. It looks like fun!
You think it'll be fun?
Sure, sitting around the campfire, putting on lingerie and taking turns being the "girlfriend"
Err...uh...I don't know what you're talking about

 

by ctkrod
3-22-01
Hi, I'm Rachel.
No thanks, I'm gay.
ummm...that's nice to know, but...
And where did you get those awful shoes?
I hate queens
That's right, get on outta here, miss thang! You is nothin' but TRASH!

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