Hey dude! I haven't seen you in years! Who was that hot ho I saw you with before?
Hey! Nice seeing you too! Why do you think she was a ho?
Well easy! You can spot a ho a mile away! One of the best ways is by her tramp stamp.
Tramp stamp? What's that?
The tattoos! They get on their back above their ass! Guaranteed ho everytime they got one!
"That ho! You saw me with before! Is my wife!" (thinks) "But come to think of it she did have that tattoo long before I met her! Hmmm?? And she did tell me that all of her friends were men!"