Why is everybody across the fuckin bar staring at me?!
15 minutes later
What the fuck?! Am I so frickin interesting that everybodys just gotta keep staring at me?!
(bartender) Hey buddy that football game is over! You mind turning the channel on the TV behind you to the other game?! Sorry, but some asshole stole the fucking remote.
(Looks behind him and sees the TV) (releived) Ahh? Sure. No problem.
