Hey man, look at all the greats, they were alcheys. Hemingway, Bukowski, Kerouac, Poe, Sarte, etc. And don't forget Morrison, Janis, Hank Sr., Dean-O, etc. heck even my parents!
I DONT GIVE A FUCK!! Who any of those people were! But I'll tell ya one thing! My PARENTS WERE DRUNKS TOO!! AND I DON'T WANNA BE LIKE THEM!!"
Ohhh...? YOU KNOW WHAT?? YOUR RIGHT!! I see your point! Got any drugs?!"