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These comics happen in or about things done or said in a bar. Enjoy.
Women are like spiders
by
daddydoright
3-11-06
Man! Women are like fucking spiders! They patiently set a trap and wait!
(hiccup!) "Yah and we're just stupid fuckin flies! Flying along from one fuckin smell to another!
And while we're busy flying, their just patiently watching...
(burp!) "..waiting for the obvious to happen. Our simple patterns/ habits always fuckin betray us!"
(sexy voice) "Hi there. My friend and I were just watching you two over here. Do you guys wanna come over and buy a drink?
(no pause) "Sure!" (and from behind almost in unison) "SURE!"
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daddydoright's barcomics set
01/01/06 - Everybody is getting laid nowadays
01/08/06 - Spot the Ho by her tramp stamp
01/08/06 - Tramp Stamp part 2 (concequence of stating the obvious)
01/08/06 - Tramp Stamp part 3 (Three Wrongs Don't make a right)
01/09/06 - How "LOOSE LIPS" got her nickname at the corner bar
01/21/06 - Women Love Men who have other interests other than just sex!
02/11/06 - Drinking like a fish
02/11/06 - BARFLY (a tribute to Bukowski)
02/11/06 - Non Smoking Bar (new kind of discrimination)
02/11/06 - The Bar is on fire and drunk still won't leave
02/12/06 - Going shopping for a daddy at the corner bar
02/18/06 - 911 call (drunk in bar calls ambulance for a ride home)
02/18/06 - 911 Call (Man In Pain, asking For Drugs)
02/18/06 - 911 Call (Drunk Calls For Cigarrettes)
02/25/06 - BEING AN ALCHOLIC, RETRO??
02/26/06 - To All The Fiends!! (revised blatant Bukowski reference)
02/26/06 - Partying With The Dead at Any Hardcore Druggy Bar
03/10/06 - JIMMY BUFFETT: It's Not A Concert, It's A State Of Mind!
03/11/06 - Man lets go his childhood dreams in bar
03/12/06 - Bar Exclusive Afterhours Party
03/12/06 - "Even a whore's got a rep!" tribute to movie FATAL INSTINCT
03/14/06 - I don't want to be Bob Dylan anymore
03/14/06 - His Mum never taught him how to be Irish so he just pretends
03/18/06 - Your old! Stop playing! Go work hard and BE the stereotype!
03/18/06 - Ho to Ho (comparing notes at the bar)
03/23/06 - LITTLE MISS PRISS wants to say 'FUCK' but can't!!
03/25/06 - Barstool political activist (Let's the beer do the talking)
03/25/06 - Peace activist just wants a 'piece'
03/29/06 - The full cycle of a relationship in the course of one night!
03/29/06 - You Once! You Twice!! Three Times??? A lady!
03/30/06 - No one to keep score in the one man drinking sport
03/30/06 - The squeaky wheel gets the grease!: (sympathy suckers)
03/31/06 - Going to bar is expensive! But worth every penny!
03/31/06 - Man does all his investing in the bar!
04/03/06 - Three Places that he used to be able to go but now can't
04/03/06 - Mr. Stinkybutt learns that he can't smoke anywhere!
04/10/06 - Lots of 'fish' in the sea!
04/10/06 - I'd Rather Be Fishing
04/10/06 - Gone Fishing. (fisherman's secret: it's what 'line' you use)
04/10/06 - Alchey don't drink water! (old W.C. FIELD'S joke)
04/10/06 - Chicks Rrrrrrrrrreally Dig Bikes!
04/14/06 - Goth Bar (goth talk)
04/18/06 - Down and Out in CUDAHY WISCONSIN (Bukowski deathtrap)
04/19/06 - LOOKING FOR 'SELF' IN ALL THE WRONG SPACES
04/19/06 - Goth chick a 'dead lay'
04/24/06 - Midget sex (Woman takes a walk on the wild side)
04/26/06 - ONE FOR THE STONERS (Get paid to smoke weed!)
04/26/06 - ONE FOR THE LADIES! (an ugly guy is what you want!)
04/29/06 - ALL HE WANTS IS MORE BEER!
05/12/06 - PUKE PAIL PAYBACK! (Boy hides it on his drunken Mom)
01/28/06 - What do you do when you feel Life is a waste of time?
02/04/06 - STOP EATING THE BABIES! (getting his coat pulled)
02/04/06 - STOP EATING THE BABIES! (getting his coat pulled)
02/16/06 - When he was young and had a big dick (so long ago!
02/22/06 - Man Freaks Out In New Bar cause everyone staring at him
02/26/06 - Bitch girlfriend decides to turn PRO
02/26/06 - Mike Tyson Now A Killer Klown
03/15/06 - You know that bad smell you been smellin' all day? It'z you!
03/16/06 - ST. PATTY'S DAY with brother at the bar (never'll happen)
03/18/06 - Why America loved JERRY SEINFELD and not LENNY BRUCE
03/18/06 - V-8 SPICY HOT tastes like vomit in your throat!
03/21/06 - A Happy Birthday (thanking his Ma at her grave)
03/21/06 - Another Bitch Session (having a few beers)
03/21/06 - I'm A Hippy from Wayback! ("The 70's?" 'No! The 90's!')
03/23/06 - Comic Version of bad joke from the movie "PREDATOR"
03/23/06 - ArmChair Soldier meets 'THE REAL THING'
03/23/06 - At Daddydoright's Wake (A jury of his peers) part 1
03/23/06 - At Daddydoright's Wake (A jury of his peers) part 2
03/23/06 - At Daddydoright's Wake (A jury of his peers) part 3
03/23/06 - At Daddydoright's Wake (A jury of his peers) part 4
03/23/06 - At Daddydoright's Wake (A jury of his peers) part 5
03/25/06 - At Daddydoright's wake (a jury of his peers) part 8
03/25/06 - At Daddydoright's wake (A jury of his peers) part 7
03/25/06 - At Daddydoright's wake (A jury of his peers) part 6
03/25/06 - PARIS HILTON PAYBACK (cudos movie ARISTOCRATS / Bob Sagett)
03/25/06 - ALL IN THE FAMILY (revised 'R' rated version) take 1
03/25/06 - ALL IN THE FAMILY (revised 'R' rated version) take 2
03/29/06 - WHAT IF...??? Mr. Reliable stopped being so fuckin reliable?
05/12/06 - 9-11 WHAT? (NEVER FORGET??? TO LATE!)
05/11/06 - song "KING OF THE MOUNTAIN!" (midget loved the fat girls) #3
05/11/06 - song "KING OF THE MOUNTAIN!" (midget likes the fat girls) #2
05/11/06 - song "KING OF THE MOUNTAIN!" (midget loves the fat girls) #1
05/10/06 - Reality, reality not always a fun place to be!
05/10/06 - WHAT'S DONE. IS DONE!!! (memories are just the mind's rust!)
05/07/06 - One Life To Live (NO FEAR!)
05/06/06 - Live Fast Die Young And Don't Go On Saturday Night Live!
05/01/06 - Muppet Show Theme Song 2 (sung by Stripcreator characters)
04/29/06 - BUKAKKE BIRTHDAY PARTY! "My milkshake brings all the boys...
03/11/06 - Women are like spiders
03/11/06 - Have you become what you hated most?
03/11/06 - Crackwhore proves ole Bait and Switch isn't just for Sales
03/11/06 - Very stupidman leaves girlfriend and baby for a crackwhore
03/31/06 - Man watches cable reruns in his mind.
04/03/06 - What really killed the dinosaurs
04/06/06 - Writer falls asleep and misses 04-05-06 numeralogical event
04/06/06 - T.M.I. (too much information!)
04/08/06 - Brother's song "I'M AN ASSHOLE!" by Dennis Leary
04/13/06 - It's official! Women have taken over the U.S.
04/19/06 - song "THE MUPPET SHOW THEME" (sung by stripcreator cast)
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