iiiiyyyyyyyyyahhhhhh!! YUCK!! What's with all the Blood all over the wall??
Ohh. That?? I'm sorry I'll clean that up. Just give me onnnnne...... ....minute??
Yah shure. But what is all the Blood from again? Did you cut yourself or what?
Well.... If you must know. Last night I got really drunk at the bar with my friends. I got home really late and really blitzed. I had to go to the bathroom really bad.
But since I was so snookered I couldn't find any lightswitches. I finally felt my way to the bathroom. I realized I had my tampon still in and took it out. I blindly felt my way around the house.
That explains the big puddle of menstural blood on the couch. That mustta been where you 'passed out'. But between me and you that's T.M.I. (too much information) for a 1st date.
