You won't find the answers to your problems in a BOOK!
Welcome to Late 20th Century American Literature! Now class open your text books to the chapter 'HIPSTER BEATNIK CRIMINAL DEVIANTS'!
Hipster Beatnick Criminial Deviants?? Did he say CRIMINAL DEVIANTS?? I thought those guys were SO... fuckin' Cool! Did I not get it?? Have I been living my life wrong? Is that all they were???
You won't find the answer to your problems in a BOTTLE!
Hey bud! I know it's none of my bizness BUT...! Everyday you come in here you don't talk to nobody and end up getting so shitface you can't hardly walk. What's your story?? What gives??
Guess it's time to find a new bar!
You won't find the answer to your problems in a PUSSY!
Oh you fucking sex machine! We already did it 3 times today! Your gonna wear me out!
Somebody said, "The road to excess leads to the palace of wisdom baby!" Or was it? "The Love you Take is Equal to the Love You Make?" Aw screw it! LET'S FUCK!
