I can't wait to get my new pet monkey. He's trained to help handicap people like me do chores and retreive things I cannot reach. (ring) says "Come In!)
Sir here is your pet monkey. He's already been trained. All you have to do is give him commands and he'll do them. Enjoy! Good luck. Bye! (door slam)
Monkey get me a beer! Cool! Monkey get me a beer! Monkey get me another beer! hiccup. Monkey get me some chips! Monkey another beer!! Monkey get my Hustler! Monkey another beer pronto!
panting, huffing and puffing, sweating, wheezing, groaning!
