(EXXON chairman) We'd like to proudly report to all our shareholders EXXON'S 4th quarter profits were an unprecedented 10.1 billion dollars!!
This is the highest profit evermade by any one single company! Does EXXON plan on returning any of the money they recently gouged from gas consumers?
(nervous) Er.., ah.. No, not really! The money is only for our shareholders.
What about paying for the cleanup of 11.3 million gallons of crude oil that The EXXON VALDEZ spilled in Alaska ten years ago? Your company claimed then they couldn't afford to pay for the cleanup.
(scared shitless) NO MORE QUESTIONS!! (rushs out)
There you have it folks. They can afford to pay for the cleanup now but Because of Corporate Greed We Don't Get What We Need, then or now!
