Hi can I ask you a question? Whatever you tell me I promise not to tell anyone.
What do you want ignorant American?!
Don't worry I'm cool. I ain't political, that ain't my thing. All I want to know is the REAL REASON you guys hit the twin towers. The other stuff I can figure out.
Ok for some odd reason I will tell you. Did you ever see that vile movie AMERICAN PSYCHO?
Yah, yah. That's the movie about that serial killer Wall Street Harvard stock broker who works in the twin towers and kills people at night!
YES!! THAT IS THE ONE!!! THAT IS THE REASON WE DO THIS!!!! Phwee!
