We're live outside BRET FAVRE'S childhood home in KILM, MISSISSIPPI! We're anxiously waiting on word whether he is going to play another season or retire!
Oh Brett please don't quit! We luv yuuu!!
We just got word from the FAVRE CAMP that they will send a smoke signal from the chimney declaring BRETT'S intentions! GREEN means 'YES!', he'll play another season! WHITE means "NO!", he's retired!
Hey wait a cotton pickin minute! Ain't that there what that Pope guy done did do?
EVERYBODY!! LOOK!! LOOK!!! THERE'S BLACK SMOKE!!!!!!!! THERE'S BLACK SMOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!! DOES ANYBODY KNOW WHAT BLACK SMOKE MEANS???!!
Yep. I do. It just means BRETT'S MUMMA done burned the bisquits again!