Hello would you like to help the poor by donating to the UNITED WAY?
Shure. Here's $20. I'm doing my part!
The company is taking donations to help those who are homeless because of the 'recent' disaster which struck! Would you like to donate? The company will match your donation!
Alright I will! Here's $50! No one can say, "I didn't do my part!"
Wow look at that mansion, it's huge! Woah and two Mercedes Benz parked out front! Hey mister, who lives there?
CEO of UNITED WAY! Now move along or we'll sick the dogs on you!
