sing it! "You might as well face it we're addicted to oil!"
I want all our problems in the Middle East taken care of now! Spend whatever it takes! Polls show it's hurting my presidential approval ratings!
Mister President because of our dependence on foreign oil and most of the nations we get oil from there are unsympathetic or even hostile to our political concerns we have no influence in the region!
sing it! "You might as well face it we're addicted to oil!"
We would like to thank our American business partners for our most profitable year ever!
We at EXXON would like to thank our business friends of OPEC for our most profitable year so far also! It's like we always said, "AMERICA IS ALWAYS FOR SALE TO THE HIGHEST BIDDER!"
sing it! "You might as well face it we're addicted to oil!"
Record high gas prices have some consumers outraged! In Chicago average pump prices are $3.09 a gallon! And the nations highest is $4.24 a gallon in San Diego! Experts say prices may go even higher!
DAMMIT! THAT'S GONNA COST ME OVER $150 A WEEK TO FILL OUR TWO CARS! SHIT!! IF THEIR GONNA FUCK ME THEY SHOULD AT LEAST KISS ME FIRST!
