We're live in Manhattan for the World's Greatest CHESS Rematch! It's IBM's best supercomputer "DEEP BLUE" vs. former World Chess Champion "GARRY KASPOROV"!
Come On GARRY! KICK THE COMPUTERS' ASS!!!
Garry! In your last match with DEEP BLUE you lost because of psychological fatigue! What makes you think you can win this time?
I've spent the past years studying computers and how they think! I now think I understand computers and most importantly their weaknesses!
Psssttt!! Hey Deep Blue? Listen to this! Y2K WAS OFF BY 10 YEARS! RE-BOOT! ESC KEY + CNTRL KEY! INTEL USES LOW GRADE SILICON! PASCAL IS A LIE!
INVALID ENTRY!! DOES NOT COMPUTE!!! NOOOOOOOOHHHH!!!!!! SHUTdown system failure....! :(
