Sob! I wish I weren't so ugly. Maybe then I could get me a man.
tv commercial playing
Dove products are dedicated to showing All women that they are Beautiful! -(sappy music plays)
That's it! I'm buying a whole lotta Dove so I'll be Loved!!
Wow this broad sure is ugly. But shit she's been buying me beers all night. And right now I'd fuck a knot hole! Besides she smells good. I'll just put the flag over her face and fuck her for old glory
Hiccup! Oh I can see that look in his eye, I do beleive I'm going to get laid. Thanks Dove!
