(walking in)- Sooo! What brings you and Mr. Cuddles here today?
Well, I don't know how to say this, but I think my cat is gay.
Cat's checkup at the vet
(laughs to himself)-Ah hum! What in the world gave you this idea?
Well, I have another male cat named Brutus and I keep catching him humping Mr. Cuddles.
Cat's checkup at the vet
(looking thru papers on clipboard)- I see by looking at Mr. Cuddles records he is a indoor house cat. Well that explains it! You see Mr. Cuddles isn't really gay. He's just prison gay.
