(man continues taking his clothes off till he's naked)
HOLY SHIT!! Do you have huge amount of pubic hair!
(naked and now embarrassed) Do you really think so?
Fuck yah! I have never ever seen so much pubic hair in my life!
Next week a surprise!
Let's see that fuzzy wuzzy again (pulls down his boxer shorts) WHAT THE FUCK?! I Can't Believe You Shaved Yourself Bald!! (she looks down more) EWWW! AND YOU EVEN SHAVED YOUR FUCKIN BALLS!
(scared and apologetic) Well... last time you wigged out about me having Too Much pubic hair! So I tried neating it up a bit and one thing led to another and Presto Mr. Clean!
