(bartender) "Wow! You sure put on alot of weight since I last seen yah!"
Yah, over a hundred pounds.
What's up with that??
I'm trying some method acting. I put on the weight to learn what a fat guy feels and thinks.
(appeasingly) "Okay. So Brando, what 'cha learn??
So far. That being overweight gives you constant acid reflux! And that I really don't like V-8 Spicy Hot anymore. Cause it tastes like puke without the middleman. You know all burny & salty.
