(depressed) "Why are you so fucking mean to me all the time? All I am is 'nice' to you."
(angry) "Because you never do what I say!"
(hurt) "Alright. If you want me to leave I will. I don't understand why you are incapable of Love?"
Yahhhh! Got rid of him! Now I can have my new boyfriend move in! HE'S A REAL MAN!!
YEE-OHHH! BEEEEE-IIITCHHH!! FUCKIN TRAMP ASS BITCH HO! GIT YOUR MOTHA FUCKIN ASS OVER HERE RIGHT NOW!! AND SUCK MY GOD DAMM FUCKIN DICK!! THAT'S RIGHT BITCH!
(runs over scared) I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I just Love You So much! so much! I would do anything for you!! You the man!! umphff! slurp! (starts sucking)
