Hey Babe! I'm goin out. I'm gettin tha family some 'fast food' again!
Make shure you git us somethin from somewheres different! That there last fast food you got us weren't no good! And when you gonna fix that dang front door? Soes-in we don't have to use the winder?
Hey Mister! You happen to see any dead animals up tha road any where's near hear?
Why?? You the roadkill picker-upper for the County or something?
Shucks No!! I'm just lookin for some sweet street meat! For me and my hungry family to eat. I jokes with 'em and calls it 'FAST FOOD'! GET IT??!! Maybe I should call it 'Not Fast Enough Food' haw,haw!
Uh? Yah. Well...? I pretty shure I hit a squirrel 'bout five miles back. When I last looked in my rearviews he was twitchin' pretty good!
