Hi. I'm your nurse. I'm going to be doing an ultrasound on your testicles today. I need you to remove your underwear and lay down on the table.
Okay. Sorry I'm just a little nervous. I've never had this done before.
No problem. I'll walk you thru it. Okay this might feel a little cold. I'm putting K-Y JELLY on your testicles now. SQUIRTTT!!! SQUIRTT!! squirt! squirt.
WHEW!! THAT'S COLD! HOLY SHIT DID THIS CHICK PUT ALOT OF THAT STUFF ON MY BALLS!! OHHHHHH!! YAHHHHH!!! DAMMM!! DOES THAT FEEEELLL GOODDD!!! I FEEL A MIGHTY HARD ON STARTING!! OH! OH!
Okay now. I'm working the K-Y JELLY in and all around your testicles now. So that I can get the best picture with our ultrasound machine. BAAHDUMM! That sound is your testicles pulse!
WOW HEAR THAT?! BAAHDUMM! BAAHDUMM! THAT'S THE SOUND OF A SUPER HARD ON! MY BALLS FEEL AS BIG AS BEAN BAG CHAIRS! WOW I NEVER GOT THIS KIND OF SERVICE WITH MY OLD INSURANCE!
