Cletis I been watchin' OPRAH! And I think I wanna be called by Christian name Jolene Sue!
Gosh Dang-It B.J.! I done told you I don't want you watchin' OPRAH! Now if you must know B.J. is short for 'beautiful jean-yes!' On account we all think your so smart!
Aw shucks that's sweet! You all can call me B.J. then! But I don't wana give you boys blow jobs all the time no more! OPRAH wouldn't like that!
B.J. as long as you promise you won't watch OPRAH no more you can just give us blow~jobs on days that end in 'Y'!
See there Momma all your home schoolin' done paid off!
