Hi, I just bought some fastfood here. I'd like to get a refund.
What was wrong with the food sir?
Nothing. It was delicious. I ate it.
Then why do you want your money back?
Because I mistakenly spent all my cigarette money on fastfood. I usually keep my cigarette money in my right pocket and my fastfood money in my left. I got confused now I dont have enuf money left!
I'm sorry sir your out of luck. We can't give you a refund. But if you check out in back there's alot of not fully smoked cigarette butts laying on the ground.
