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Yah I know the title is arrogant but what the fuck some people might be turned off after they read a couple comics with to much smut in them. So this titles for those who wanna think more. I like to think all of them are smart but hey people even like the smell of their own farts! right?!

DON'T HAVE A 'COWELL' MAN!! (SIMON vs. BILL MOYERS)

by daddydoright
4-25-06


	Hi I'm BILL MOYERS! Our topic today is 'BRITISH GAME SHOW HOSTS" and why are they so popular on American TV? Our guest today is SIMON COWELL from "AMERICAN IDOL"!


	I would like to be referred to simply as SIMON! I've had the name patented and I now own the rights to it!


	Ok Simon. Why is America so enthralled by British game show hosts? Particularily snobbish, arrogant, know~it~all types?


	Well WILLIAM. I certainly have not noticed any of those character traits you so crassly related! But I have noticed a certain lacking in the colonies hosts improper use of her majestys language!


	First off we're not colonies! It's the United States! Who saved your ass in WW2! And secondly! It's not the fuckin queen's language anymore! You limey bastard!


	Well there you have it then! Typical American! Resorts to violence where his lack of education and civility throw him for a loss of words!

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