How indie bands are formed...

Author: daft_paragon

Date: June 21, 2012

by daft_paragon
6-21-12
thanks for calling Pitchfork Commerce, how can we help you today?
yeah man, I need a band... can you get me one of item 478...
The chunky Asian girl synth player?
Yeah, that's the ticket, and item 682, skinny male guitarist with hair over eyes. And I need a bass player, what can you get me that comes with a Fender Jazz Bass and uses a pick?
Male or female?
Keep it ambiguous.