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by daitheflu
2-06-02
bob went for a walk in NYC
shit i must be fucked
i know what your thinking
next thing he knows everything has blown up
urr is it safe for me to be here???
SUKCESS I R TEH GREATEST
.....back in afghanistan
victory is ours......
....urr quick dubyah has sent his daisycutters

 

by daitheflu
2-06-02
Johnny had heard little japanese girls like shit in their mouths
aaaah p00pahontas
hi johnny
....maybe he was misinformed
will you let me shit in your mouth???
FUCK NO
johnny had an idea..........
maybe i can shit in my own mouth........
hey come over here, if i aim right and you stand in the right place, i can do it for ya

 

by daitheflu
2-06-02
Johnny had heard little japanese girls like shit in their mouths
aaaah p00pahontas
hi johnny
....maybe he was misinformed
will you let me shit in your mouth???
FUCK NO
johnny had an idea..........
maybe i can shit in my own mouth........
hey come over here, if i aim right and you stand in the right place, i can do it for ya

 

by daitheflu
2-07-02
Evil People Gather To Destroy Earth
1 R 3V1L
s0 R 1
They Fire THeir Weapons
HOLY SHIT
Shit Your Good If I Wasn't Having An Orgasm I'd Have Thought I Was On Fire
1-0 evil
MWAH AHAHAHA
what the fuck am i doing here???

 

by daitheflu
2-07-02
Terry Skips College
......and then dale and i founded the rescue rangers, see i still have the badge......
Fuck Me Im Drunker Than I Thought
terry gets clever
aren't you a squirrel? and how the fuck did we swap seats?
IM A FUCKING CHIPMONK and your haleucanating, see your so drunk you can't even spell what your thinking
next morning.......
ow my head hurts,................who the fuck is she?????
good morning big boy, you could've had me last night if you weren't so fucked

 

by daitheflu
2-07-02
some weird shit happens in this town
ARG i Bust Me LEgzz
haha fucking stupid bitch
however, some things are the same everywhere
Welcome To My Daddys Shop, If You Would Like To Rob Us Please Join The Q On Your Left
shit dude, im like totally busted
other things are only seen in very lonely area's
DAIIIIIIIIIIIISY, Here Girl.......GOOOOOOD COW.......
fuck off mate, im supposed to be a donkey

 

by daitheflu
2-08-02
John And Andy Are Fagz
whats up sailor?
hey sweety, lets fuck darling
helen and aisha are fagz too
i wanna lick you till you scream
well fucking get on with it
my boredom has shone thru
I r R0B0T
Fuck Me Daddy

 

by daitheflu
2-09-02
Rap Video
And We Been Bustin Rhymez, Since The Dawn Of Da Timez
Rock Video
"growl RAAAAAAH GROWL HDSHDJSD"
"im so fucking depressed, cos my daddy used to touch me"
Weezer Video
i've brought cocaine mister cuomo
thanks little asian prostitute girl

 

by daitheflu
2-09-02
My God I've Run Out Of Idea's
My Brain Has Stopped Working
I Have No Imagination

 

by daitheflu
2-12-02
Limp Bizkit Sent Fred Out To Bring Girls Backstage
Shit I forgot My Hat........HEY WHERE YOU GOIIING???????
the girls discuss the situation
some ugly fat bald dude tried hitting on me at the limp bizkit show last night
was he wearing a hat? coulda been fred durst
fred gets what he deserves
DIE YOU FUCKING SHIT HEAD WHINY FUCK WHORE
AAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHhhhh!!1

 

by daitheflu
2-12-02
bob bumped into scary pete in the store
hey man whats with the face paint?
scary pete explains
im celebrating the anniversary of the death of a great indian warlord
oh......ok cya
bob leaves
fucking weirdo

 

by daitheflu
2-18-02
she can't get the picture
i know i was bad to you...but i can be good this time
yeah you said that last time
she takes it on a step
bob i love you go out with me again
i can't fucking trust you, after everything you've done to everyone
they make out any way....
come home with me
can't got work early in the morning

 

by daitheflu
2-21-02
jack frost is bored
im bored mr clown...what can i do
goto stripcreator.com and make cartoons.....??
Frost passes the time at this "stripcreator.com.......until.......
the asiangirl wants to suck off........uurm.......GABE
FATAL ERROR you have been Hax0r3d
computers are definatly ghey
fux0r!!!! DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE
*bleet, whirr, crackle* (smell of burning)

 

by daitheflu
2-26-02
what the fuck is going on?
jose??? you no love me no more?
no i never loved you ya p00f! and my name is JOE you fucking TWAT
how weird is this?
but we've been together for 2 years
i only met you last week
what a shame
you make me kill myself with nails and hammer I HATE ME
oh well..........

 

by daitheflu
3-03-02
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
I LOVE ALL LIVING THINGS
I HATE EVERYTHING
a war of words
BUT I HAVE SPREAD THE POWER OF LOVE
AND I HAVE SPREAD DISEASE AND VILLANY
game over
aah fuck not again
HAHAHAHAHAHA

 

by daitheflu
3-05-02
hicks love wrestling
look look im ultimate warrior
im JR, wheres my hat???
kids and aliens love wrestling
RVD RVD RVD
im golddust baybeeeeee
even tastless jokes love wrestling
MANKIND RULES
im OWEN HART

 

by daitheflu
3-21-02
bob went to the phsychiatrist
i have problems commiting myself
its because your gay
and i have such a short temper
its because your gay
maybe i am........i never was happy with my ex-girlfreind
wanna fuck?

 

by daitheflu
6-11-02
deep in conversation
all the humour on this site is based around 2 things.....
you mean potshots at internet "l337" geeks and scatological humour??
........
well yeah.........
word
1 w1ll h4x0r y0u w17h y0ur 0wn p00p
hahahaha amazing

 

by daitheflu
5-28-03
At The White House
They Have Weapons Of Mass Destruction, They Must Be Stopped, We Are Going To War
someone has to tell saddam
What Do You Mean The Americans Are Coming?
THEY ARE GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU YOU IDIOT RUN AWAY
Soon Afterwards
We Have Come To Search For Your Weapons, But First We Will Rape Your Women And Kill Your Men
Don't Forget To Shoot At the Brits Too

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