Threesome? by daniellelynn10-22-05 hey baby, how old are you? i'm seven...why? just the right age. you can take off your clothes now. IM TELLING MY MOMMY. oh, a threesome? im down with that. MOOOOOOM!
Frigid. by daniellelynn10-22-05 i dont think i should sleep over at your place anymore steph. why in the fuck not? your dad..he touches me.. oh you frigid bitch.
Horny. by daniellelynn10-22-05 dude you are such a homo am not! fuckin look at yourself. YOU ARE GAY. i got a place you could put those horns.
bigfrank by daniellelynn10-23-05 so i got a date tonight. i think i might get laid. o rly. who is your date with? bigfrank oh, i know him, he's a nice guy. but isnt he wayyyy older than us? yeah he is. how do you know him? he dated my 5 year old sister.
bigfrank by daniellelynn10-23-05 so i got a date tonight. i think i might get laid. o rly. who is your date with? bigfrank oh, i know him, he's a nice guy. but isnt he wayyyy older than us? yeah he is. how do you know him? he dated my 5 year old sister.
Temperature Check by daniellelynn10-23-05 so..you need to shove that up my ass? yes, that is correct. do you have a problem with that? no... in fact, do you have a male nurse who could assist me instead? fucking faggot.
Slutty Nun by daniellelynn10-23-05 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA OH MY GOD AHAHAHAH what? what is it? who is it from?! its from the priest ahahahahah WHAT IS IT!? fuck, you look good nude. slut.
PERIOD by daniellelynn10-23-05 i see you were drinking blood again. i thought you were trying to cut back. no i didnt. well, not on purpose. dude, i didnt know my girlfriend had her period, kay? GET ER DONE
NEXOPIA by daniellelynn10-23-05 oh yeah baby, oh yeah.. dude, what are you drooling over. hot naked women..*drool* ooooh, porno websites. gotcha. fuck no man. nexopia. IM TELLIN TIMO LOL
Gothic by daniellelynn10-23-05 eyem sew gawth no, you're just a fucking poser. go worship satan elsewere. ugly cunt. go slit your ankles.
Mental by daniellelynn10-23-05 omg i think im going to pass level 3 omg omg omg dude your controller isnt even plugged into anything. are you mental? i'm soooooooooo higgggghhhhh.
Cartoon by daniellelynn10-23-05 PUT YOUR MOFUGGIN HANDS UP lol dude i cant im a cartoon I SAID PUT THEM UP dude im stuck like this forever lol wtf shit yea i forgot lol sry my bad lol its coo
Beastiality by daniellelynn10-23-05 shit this is nasty. people having sex with animals. beastiality is WRONG. i'm not really a bunny you know..bum sechs? *wink*
Lucifer says its alright! by daniellelynn10-23-05 you're a disgrace to this family. i wish you werent my daughter you freak! mom, im just "unique" lucifer says drinking blood is normal. after this beer you are so getting shitkicked. 666!!
Horny Microphone by daniellelynn10-23-05 bring yourself closer to my mouth, no one will be able to hear me. you'd like it if i was near your mouth wouldnt you? perhaps if i slid myself in and out of your mouth you'd be slightly arroused? fuck this shit, i'll just talk REAL loud.
Yahtzee! by daniellelynn10-23-05 this game is hard to play all alone.. oh look! i can jump myself 18 times! YAHTZEE!
Shank by daniellelynn10-23-05 wiggidy widdidy shank? is, is that you? man i thought you were white. i painted myself black, it portrays WHO I AM. you, are a fucking poser. wanker. i'm going to rape you now. stupid bitch.
Die kids. by daniellelynn10-23-05 this is awesome oh my...oh my god. i never knew kids burned so easy.
Retard! by daniellelynn10-23-05 why the fuck would you put a nail in your head. are you fucking retarded? bitch you dress like sailor jupiter. dont talk to me about being retarded.
Help jesus lolz. by daniellelynn10-23-05 wher..where am i? E.T...phone...home.. fuck your home man, call for some motherfuckin help, i'm nailed to a goddamn cross here.
Rape by daniellelynn10-23-05 why the fuck are you so happy those little kids while i was raping them they had this cute little face i'll never forget you're goin to jail for a loooong time see those trees? i buried them over there. teeee heeee heeeee.
Aids by daniellelynn10-23-05 i'm very sorry to tell you this..but you have aids. why are you smiling if you are sorry? because i gave it to you while you were passed out on the operating table.
Prom Date by daniellelynn10-23-05 hmm, my prom date seems to be late. i'm gonna hafta beat the shit out-- FUCK I FORGOT TO TAKE HER OUT OF MY TRUNK