All comics by darth_testine

 

Sooz on a roll. (I love you Sooz!) by darth_testine 3-14-01
Every thing we create is an inherent part of who we are, and we are just as much a part of it. When I create a work of art, the art becomes an expression of who I am, it takes part in defining me. Uh huh...	When we fully realize our own ability to create, we are led to question our origins as well. Theists believe that God created man, while atheists believe instead that man created God. In a fractal... Let me die!	...universe governed by entropy, I believe that both are true. So, which came first? The chicken or the egg? Algebra, the search for unknown quantities, has more of a practical application here... ...gahhl...lahh...

 

Karaoke Night at the Star Wars Cantina by darth_testine 3-14-01
The hiiiiills are alive with the sound of muuuusic!!!	Somewhere oooover the rainbow...	I feel prettah oh so prettieeee!

 

Cat Fight by darth_testine 3-14-01
Hey soldier, before we get into this... yeah?	What do you think of these pants? what?	Do they make me look fat? Are these your fat pants?

 

The Whistling Cowboy by darth_testine 3-14-01
The West. A land of big - [Pharrt!] Whew! Them campfire beans are wrestlin' my gut. Take'r from the top.	The West. A land of big skies and bigger - [Pharrrrrrrrrt!] Tarnation! That stink would knock a dead skunk off a sh_t-wagon! Let's try'er again!	The West. A land of big skies and bigger men. Where a sound of a gun - [Pharrrrrrriiipt!] Aw, dangit! That was a squirter. Hang on! I gotta go see man about a mule!

 

A prayer by darth_testine 3-15-01
Dear Jesus! I have been a pious man all of my life! I have loved my neighbor, helped charities, and lived humbly, yet I have been afflicted with leprosy. Please help me in my hour of need, oh Lord!		Uh... Could you maybe plead a little more downwind?

 

An Experiment in Repetition. by darth_testine 3-15-01
Two near-sighted gunslingers having a duel.	Two ostriches mating.	Anna Nicole Smith passes out and spontaneously combusts.

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