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by dastardly
8-04-05
IBSLC

 

by dastardly
8-04-05
can you chuck a match in here. ive finally given up.
sure
IBSLC
heh.

 

by dastardly
8-04-05
can u help me hammer in this nail?
whoooooo! okokok lessgo!!!!!!11
well.... ok. now i need you for moral support more than anything.
ok. hammer it in your head!!!!!!!11
well fuck that
lololololololol

 

by dastardly
8-04-05
Mark recieves a letter while in exile...
whats it say?
was it good news?
guess not. my bad.

 

by dastardly
8-04-05
...and that is how I intend to solve world hunger.
by posting fillet steaks to africa?
What's your point?

 

by dastardly
8-04-05
why so sad?
i hate children. im a clown who fucking hates children. every time i see a child i want to kill them and piss on their body.
............thats too bad

 

by dastardly
8-04-05
Newsflash: Real-life hadrosaurs are taking over the midwest. Citizens are advised to remain calm and stay inside.
Oh noes!
The hadrosaurs have already claimed the lives of hundreds in NYC, where bystanders attempted to ride the ancient beasts.
Lolz dumbasses.
One of the creatures had been spotted wearing a top hat.
*gulp*

 

by dastardly
8-04-05
hi
is your nan around?
Butch Im not gonna have sex with you
What are you doing?!
Nailing myself to myself

 

by dastardly
8-04-05
knock knockity knock
s'open
*i* am signin bitches like youz up for 'Joe's Hoes'. so howsaboutit? s'goog money ho'!
.....
fo' shizzle
so pimps recruit now?

 

by dastardly
8-04-05
well hello there
err hi
your breasts look nice today
shuddup dickface
im gona go wangsturbate to that memory
fuck you

 

by dastardly
8-04-05
so how do you like my dad's island?
whoamg its the greatest place evar!!
its a bit hot for you to be wearing that orange sweater. your boobs must be very hot and sweaty.
................ill take it off later
pete, you are smooth
jesus this guys an asshole

 

by dastardly
8-04-05
i got the coconuts from the holiday. where would you like them mailed to?
we need to have a little talk
why? i cant remember doing anything wrong?
i think you only like me for my body. i think its best if we go our separate ways.
.........so where am i mailing these again?

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