Man, I hope I win that big Powerball jackpot. Bought like 5 tickets today.
What would you do with the money?
Buy my own tropical island and then put landmines all around it. Then I'd train some fucking dolphins to eat any of the sneaky fuckers who try to get on the island.
Dolphins? Why not just use sharks?
Come on man. Sharks are NOT team players. They kill, eat and fuck indiscriminately. They are the Chuck Norris of the sea.
