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by demonicraven
10-17-01
Faced with the inner-turmoil of a pissed off teen, Rob-ID and Rob-EGO discuss possible solutions to the strife
Why don't we ever talk anymore? Remember when we used to be such great pals? What ever happened to us? Huh? Please! Just communicate with me!
what a fag!
Of course! You're right, I'm such an idiot! I don't deserve to live!
Hey, if you don't like it, you can always kill yourself, you fucking moron!
Ok! I think I'm starting to feel something! How much farther do you think I have to go?
Ah, fuck. I bet Einstein never had to put up with this shit!

 

by demonicraven
10-25-01
My teacher is such a dick, sometimes I wanna say this sort of thing right to his face.
Ok, kids! Today, we're going to go on a *feild trip* YAAAAA! Ok, who can guess where we're going?
Hmmm... I dunno. Your fucking homosexual-ravaged asshole?
....
shit!
As you all can see, I had some corn and peanuts for dinner last night. Oh! And there's a cheeto I had when I was five...OH, and look at this -
The second I see a used up condom, I am fucking out of here!

 

by demonicraven
10-27-01
It's another Friday night at Blockbuster, and a fat, stupid customer has decided to give me shit about a late fee. Yeah, it was in on time. MY ASS. Here's how I handle the fuckstick...
Hey! You fucking sonofabitch! I turned that movie in - ON TIME!!!
Sir, I keep telling you - this movie was turned in 5 days late. We did not go 5 days without checking the dropbox. I've been here for 3 hours already, and we've checked it TWICE!
I announce to the store all of his porno tapes which were brought back late
OH YEAH! Well, I wanna speak to...YOUR MANAGER!!!
Bring it on, motherfucker! HEY! DENISE! THIS GUY WANTS ME TO CREDIT HIM BECAUSE HE TURNED IN THESE MOVIES LATE: "Ramboner," "Titanic Wang" and "College Girls Gone Wild Part IV"!!! WHAT SHOULD I DO?
You're evil.
I am the bitch-goddess.

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