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by derumi
12-09-02
I wonder what I should make for dinner?
quack
Peking Duck!
???
and I need something good for stir-fry...
moo

 

by derumi
12-09-02
Del goes to ACen, to meet his romantic interest for the first time
I wonder what she'll be like in person? Does she like pocky?
What do I say? Do I hug her when I say hello? Oh, I'm so glad I brushed my teeth.
Well, shit.
Hi.

 

by derumi
12-09-02
Have you ever wondered that what you're doing might be wrong?
No.

 

by derumi
12-09-02
Well, that took care of that.
I wonder if there are any other religious icons I can put an end to?
Fuck.

 

by derumi
12-09-02
The spiritual leader of the Boston Archdiocese is shown his accomodations.
Please, now. You know I'm not into that sort of stuff.
Oh, right.
Thank you.
Bad touch! Bad touch!

 

by derumi
12-09-02
Calli and Del have been making out at the ACen convention.
Wow! Your breath is minty fresh!
Thank you, so is yours. It must be the toothpaste we're using.
Calli is on the left. I think.
We have teeth?
We already have a suspension of disbelief here. After all we're talking tentacles.

 

by derumi
12-10-02
One fish.
Two fish.
Red fish.
Dead fish.

 

by derumi
12-10-02
I guess this ocean background doesn't quite work for us, eh?
No, no it doesn't.

 

by derumi
12-10-02
Hey, good looking!
Oh baby! Want to have sex?
Yeah hon! You're really hot and handsome!
Oh, yeah!
Okay, I finished squeezing my eggs out. You can jack off over them now.
Shit, I thought you were a live-bearer.

 

by derumi
12-11-02
The first annual Delete Me Award for Fanfic Excellence
And tonight's winner for most well-known game or anime fanfiction goes to...
We need some other sort of criteria...
Yuffie's Chocobo!

 

by derumi
12-11-02
~ I don't care if it rains or freezes ~
~ So long as I got my plastic Jesus ~
~ Sitting on the dashboard of my car ~

 

by derumi
12-11-02
~ He's so neat, he's so cool ~
~ Walkin' across my swimmin' pool ~
~ Has anyone seen JayCee? ~

 

by derumi
12-11-02
~ Hubba hubba zoot zoot ~
~ Deba uba zat zat, a-num num ~
Encore! Encore!

 

by derumi
12-11-02
~ THERE'S BLOOD IN THE SOY MILK ~
~ THERE'S BLOOD IN THE SOY MILK ~
You may all kill me now.
~ DON'T DRINK THE SOY MILK ~

 

by derumi
12-11-02
~ Come see, I swear by now I've forgotten the words to this song again ~
~ Oh I'm coming slow but steady ~
~ Do you wish, a towel and while I'm in the back I'll slide it in your butt ~

 

by derumi
12-11-02
~ Plant a seed, plant a flower, plant a rose ~ You can plant any one of those ~ Keep planting to find out which one grows ~ It's a secret no one knows ~
~ In a mmm bop they're gone ~ In a mmm bop they're not there ~ In a mmm bop they're gone ~ In a mmm bop they're not there ~
.....
Yaay!
*fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap*

 

by derumi
1-28-03
Meanwhile, as we cross-over with another comic...
Hi Del, I have a question.
What's that?
What's BDD stand for?
.....
Isn't that something your brother downloads from the net?
Hey!

 

by derumi
1-28-03
...pation!
GET ON WITH IT!
GET ON WITH IT!
GET ON WITH IT!
GET ON WITH IT!
GET ON WITH IT!
GET ON WITH IT!

 

by derumi
1-30-03
.....

 

by derumi
2-03-03
More snow is ... coming.
Alright, that's just sick.

 

by derumi
2-14-03
Yes.

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