All comics by disturbed

 

Robbert by disturbed 5-13-03
steve sucks the cheeeeetah..... ....yup...	gggguuuyyyzzz that is really getting old......uhmm, i don't like girlz... go suck the cheetah elsewhere...	COME HERE ROBERT! I am soooo out of here...

 

Robert has a question....A true Story by disturbed 5-13-03
Robert had a question d00d watsup...i just dont know...cant figure it out... guess robert has a question...lets see if i can help him figure it out...	damn, this is terrible...i just cant figure it out... get to the point already...	d00d, What are girls for?? OH Sheiter...

 

SSDD............. by disturbed 5-13-03
you got pooooned .......................	hahaha you suck the cheetah...kthnxsby .......................	im catching the drift that something is wrong...i had better leave.......... "Well its time for me to go to class!" GGGGUUUUYYYYYYZZZZ

 

the Pine Room is going down...down...down........ by disturbed 5-13-03
of cource mis familia gets welfare and i go to college for free yes you deserve it, because you are from a low class, low income, uneducated family	how stupid of him.... mis brothers shot a cop so mi familia is tuff im sure it was the cop's fault, he tried to bust your brothers for selling crack, sheeesh what did he expect??!!??	and the righteous prevail! welfare doesnt pay enough, i hav to get a job *waaaa* ok, ok enough, back to the salt mines with you!!!

 

My run-in with the "Vamps"...another true story... by disturbed 8-24-03
In which i discover that vampires exist... I am a VAMPIRE...I spit at you mortals as I am IMMORTAL *i was CHANGED* sssshhhhh RRRRRIIIIGGGTTTHHH...	*yawn* As i am unable to argue logically or intelligently debate a topic, i will resort to death threats and sending this kid random pics of me GROWLING that ought to do it... As you have proved that you are unable to make logical arguements about anything, i suggest that you go fall on a steak(no, the idiot did not notice the spelling)	neither he nor any of his friends stopped by...what a pity... I AM GOING TO COME KILL YOU AND DRINK YOUR BLOOD!!!! GGGGGRRRRHHHH How about you come over, and we will see how immortal you are when i run you through with my sais...

 

The Reason I Hate College by disturbed 9-15-03
Domestic Violence Class dems researchers dat conduct dems national studies all be wrong WWWEEEEEELLLLL...of cource it isn't possible that minorities are more prone to engage in domestic violence just because national studies found that they are...I mean come oooon	Logic attempts to break through the idiocy... Isn't it possible, that just MAYBE the researchers factored in the statistical data and therefore it is true, STATISTICALLY, that certain minorities are more prone to engage in spousal abuse? RACIST!!! we black women are strong!!! dems rich white women dont report de crimes	In which I realise I am in a Prison...for my Mind... I'd have to agree... well nick it looks like you did it again...there goes my "A"...didn't you learn after last semester that EVERYTHING is a race issue in this class??? ...Numerical data doesn't even come into play...

 

RIHC part 2...part 3 in the True Story Chronicles by disturbed 9-17-03
Domestic Violence Class...Part 2 well I am a Psychology major...and if a person is born to commit violence there is nothing you can do about it...it is part of the genetics of the individual hey, Idiot, I am a Psychology/Criminolgy major with a minor in Philosophy, and if you claim that, then you are deterministic-you think we don't have free will? As far as violence goes it...	could this be heaven...? NO>>>I NEVER SAID THAT...YOU SUCK>>>YOU ARE STUPID!!!! STOP ATTACKING MY PERSON HOOD!!!! ..oh and as a psychology major, you should know that we CAN illicite any responce from an individual given the proper reinforcement...no matter what their genetics...	no such luck... WWWWEEEEELLLLL, Idiot, I would have to agree with nick...but as long as you feel good about yourself it is ok if you have unvalidated and illogical opinions... well i tried...... Why does everyone keep interrupting me???

 

nick being mean to danielle by disturbed 10-24-03
hello GGGRRROOOWWWLLL you really need to stop that...	COOOOOME HEEEEEERE ok...sometime...	inspiration... /// a squirrel???

 

RIHC Part 3...part 4 in the True Story Chronicles by disturbed 10-27-03
Anthropology Class blahblahblah...blahblahblah... blahblahblah... blahblahblah... blah...blahblah...blah i swear to god, if this chick ever says something worth listening to, i will fall right out of my seat... thus far i think i will 'fall' victim to old age before the former occurs...hmmm... suicide...	could be? uuuuhhh nick, what are you doing???	reality... blahblahblah...blahblahblah... blahblahblah... blahblahblah... blah...blahblah...blah blahblah ...blah blah nothing joe... *sigh*... nothing at all...

 

Philosophy 242: RIHC Part 4 (True story 5) by disturbed 5-07-04
Plato's Appetites Reason governs our appetites. hmmmm the way I see it...its kind of like getting high...Thats genius!!!	No power greater than X Ok, before I start, I know this is wrong, but I think... Well you seem to be on the right track.	Intellect? Unfortunately a locomotive is bearing down on you from the opposite direction. D00d, those shorts...d00d

 

Reality...? by disturbed 8-30-04
First Day of Class blahblahblah Shirt stand for your IQ?	Repeat of Panel 1? blahblahblah	Upper Classmen...*swoon* Freshmen :jam:

 

Yet another True Story by disturbed 8-31-04
*Nick stocking shelves* Go Away! Excuse me, do you work here?	*Nick stocking shelves* No, I don't. oh...	*Nick stocking shelves* I love the last day at a job.

 

Reason I Hate College Part 5 by disturbed 11-04-04
Class ... Wtfery?!?!	The Pine Room ... *sigh*	Yay for Albright educating 90% of the World's Terrorists... What can they possibly do with an Albright education n00bling

 

Math=Hard by disturbed 12-07-04
Welcome to Lowes, How may I help you? Need some insulation yo.	I have an 800 sq ft house, each roll covers 50 sq ft...What about 12 rolls right? Yeah, no need to insulate the other 200 sq feet of your house...	Yet another day at work... WOW you're teh good at math3ry! That took me 20 mins of arguing with you to figure out. Let me guess, you went to Wilson right?!?!?!?! Welcome to Lowes, How may I help you?

 

Math=Hard Prt II by disturbed 12-07-04
SSDD Ok so I have enough insulation for my house... Buy one more roll so you get another rebate coupon.	Uhm HELLO, it doesnt pay to spend $30 in order to get a $75 rebate. Yeah, especially since you can return that extra roll as soon as you send in the rebate, in essence getting the $75 free.	I'm a little confused as to how all this works Tell me about it.

 

RIHC VI: Terrorism by disturbed 2-11-05
Now I want you guys to think critically about the issue of terrorism. A real class? no fucking way...	At ALBRIGHT?!?!?!??! To do that properly, you need a good source of unbiased current events. A real class? no fucking way...	That's what I thought... I suggest Time, Newsweek, & CNN YAY liberal bullsheiter

 

RIHC VII: PHI by disturbed 4-02-05
Dr Zeeee Ok everyone, since most of you idiots cannot grasp the concept of the Ontological Argument, lets go over it again... oooh oooooooh I am a Messianic Jew- thus despite having only taken Religion 101 I know all there is to know about Religion in general.	*sigh* Freshmen well its kind of like when Plato drank the hemlock juice... wtf?	I'm not a sluggggggggg!!! Wait, Hilbert's plan wasn't to have group orgies with all of those people? At least SOME freshmen are useful...

 

Hey Albright sucks, dont go there. by disturbed 4-17-06
Security, or the lack thereof... So you mean to tell me that your car was stolen while parked next to our security vehicles in the Admissions Lot?~!! Thats pretty much what I have been telling you for the past 30 minutes.	HAHAHA that sucks for you! ...	Security, or the lack thereof... So could you do me a favor and let me know if you find your car, cause the Reading cops probably wont and we like to know if the cars from the Albright Free Car Lot....ADMISSIONS Lot get found What sucks is that I pay your salary.

 

And the beat goes on... by disturbed 1-20-09
how is it that a base the army deemed unfit for soldiers to inhabit is the premier Marine Corps training facility?	And why does it stink like shit all the time?	and why am i talking to myself...

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