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by djx
4-23-01
God I Hate My Job
Hi Can You Play The Electric Slide?
GGGGRRRRRRRRR
..........
Such Is Life At The Bar
Show Me Your Boobs
OK

 

by djx
4-23-01
And The Saga Continues
Can You Play The Cotton Eyed Joe?
Damn Another Inbred
NNNNOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
.............
When Does the Hurting Stop?
I Got Money
OK

 

by djx
4-23-01
And So On.......
GGNNN Not Again
Can You Play The Backstreet Boys?
THEY SUCK!
WHAT??????????
Oh The Horror
Nice Trick!
You Too

 

by djx
4-23-01
And So On
Im In Hell
If You Have Any Requests Let Me Know
Oh The Pain
Can You Play Achey Breaky Heart?
Yup God Hates Me!

 

by djx
4-27-01
More Pain From The Bar
Whats up Dutch?
Hey Steve
Why is it that every backwards ass hillbilly in here wants to piss me off?
hmmmmm......
AMEN!
Pidgeons Really Piss me off!
Preach it my Brother!

 

by djx
4-27-01
Even more Insanity
HI what can i do for ya?
Got any Godsmack?
Thank God Someone Who Understands My Pain
O....K......
To be continued....
God doesnt hate me He must like me to send a person such as you!
Dude you going to play it or not?

 

by djx
4-27-01
The Scene Unfolds Again
The Clouds parted the angels sang and brought you forth!
WTF IS THIS GUYS PROBLEM?
The choir sang the trumpets sounded and god himself sent you too me
Are you gonna play the damn song or not?
Will it ever Cease?
Can't its country night
OH......

 

by djx
1-17-02
Fianlly Outside The Bar
OH HES SO CUTE!
Hey little girl you want some candy?
Wha Kind Of Candy You Got For Me?
Oh HO The Best Kind Honey
OUCH OUCH OUCH OUCH!!!!!!!
Logan Shes 13 Its Teen Night
Yeah AND???????

 

by djx
1-17-02
More Pain OW OW!!
Hey You Got Any Skynard?
Yeah But I Broke IT!
You Broke It?
Yeah Held It Above My Head And SNAP!
Hmmmm
grumble....grumble...no skynard...grumble...this sucks....
Sometimes I Love My Job

 

by djx
1-17-02
Were Back Again?
Alright Heres The Cha Cha Slide
Dutch!!! Dutch!!! Dutch!!!
Oh My Look At The Funbags On That Hose Hound!!!! Bouncey Bouncey Bouncey
Yes I Do Get This Way....
Ah Damnit Hes Lookin At Boobs Ill Never Get His Attention Now!
And I Want To Fondle And Caress And Lick........

 

by djx
1-18-02
New Peeps!
Hey Meghan Whats Up?
Not Much Just Hanging Out
Wheres Jen?
Hugging The Porcelin God In The Bathroom hehehehe
We All Love Each Other
OOhhhhh I Gotta Go Find Dave
Ok I'm Going To Go Poke Her With A Stick

 

by djx
1-19-02
Hmmm Security?
You Offend Me Mr... Mr.... Mr Onion Breath
Ah So What Lady Check Your Damn Coat And Get Outta My Face
Well I'm Just Going To Go In And Have A Good Time You Rude Person
Ya Ok And Watch For The Lifeguard In The Gene Pool Next Time
Glad Its Not Just Me!
Hey Mike
Kill 'Em Kill 'Em All!!!!!

 

by djx
1-22-02
Again Here We Go
Hey Jen
Heya Dutch
Is Your Nose Broke?
Yeah I Crash Landed Out In The Paking Lot Leaving Here Last NIght
UNGH!
Maybe I Shouldnt Of Poked Her With That Stick While She Was Puking
I Hope This Makes Him Feel Bad About Poking Me With That Stick!

 

by djx
4-28-02
Again Back
God I Need A Shot
Hey Dutch
Hey Josh.... Ummmm Dont You Look LIke The Little Brood boy That Wouldnt
END!
Yeah But Chicks Dig It
All That Nacyboy Hair Gel Your Head Must Hurt!

 

by djx
8-05-02
At Home
Hey Dutch
Hey Pooder. Whats Up?
Dude Ya Gotta Play Never Winter NIghts
Is That The ONe With The Stupid Cows You Made?
Yup The Man Upstairs Hates Me!
Yeah But They Are Level 40 Cows
Oooooh The Horror

 

by djx
1-10-03
Enter The Jag.......
Hey Dutch
Oh, hi James
30 Min Later
And Stiener And Goldberg And HHH And....
Ooooh Titties!
6 Hours Later
That Guy Shouldn't Have The Belt Birdman Should Have The Heavywieght Champoionship!
Jesus he's Still Talking About WWE

 

by djx
1-10-03
Re-Enter The Jag
I Mean Think About It He's Got The Utility Belt
What The Hell Is He Talking About Now?
The Other Guy Is Just Like "Sarah Connor?"
God I Need A Hummer
Yup He Hate Me
That's Why Batman Would Beat The Terminator!
WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT YOU FUCKING RETARD!!!!!

 

by djx
1-10-03
Back At The Bar
Ow My Nuts!!!!
Whats Wrong Shuff?
Damnit Curtis!!!
??????
Its All Fun And Games.....
Just Cause I Gave Him An Oil Check
hehehehehehehe

 

by djx
9-25-04
It's... Someday
Hey Dutch
Hey Gimpy
So not working at the bar anymore?
Nah Difference of Opinion
So Much For That Job
Which opinion?
I thought I needed to work there.. They thought Different

 

by djx
9-25-04
Greg Doing Collections
Yes is Shelia there?
F*ck you, You F*cking F*ck! *CLICK!*
I'll get that bitch first thing in the morning
Same Bat Time....
What are you going to do to her tomorrow?
Oh You'll See

 

by djx
9-25-04
8:00 A.M. The Next Morning
Is Sheila There?
Who the Hell is this?
This is Greg Who the hell is this?
Her Husband F*ckwad
How Sweet It Is
Oh Shit She's Married? *CLICK!* hehehehe

 

by djx
1-13-06
Random Stupidity
Alas poor .... *cough .. you.... I knew thee well
Hmmm, Well that was lame.
WTF?
Maybe theres some boobs over here.
I I I I Aint got No Body

 

by djx
6-30-08
Ah...... Mcpherson
WTF?
WTF?
Why Do I Do This To Myself?
Did A Trailer Park Open Outside That I Wasnt Aware Of?

 

by djx
6-30-08
Dj Chupathingy
dude
dude
dude.
dude.
Gotta Love Movie Quotes
DUDE!
Ok Good Point Dude.

 

by djx
6-30-08
Quotes Pt. 2
*click
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We Get Like This
*click
DONKEY!!!!!!

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