I Hate My Job by djx4-23-01 God I Hate My Job Hi Can You Play The Electric Slide? GGGGRRRRRRRRR .......... Such Is Life At The Bar Show Me Your Boobs OK
Hell by djx4-23-01 And The Saga Continues Can You Play The Cotton Eyed Joe? Damn Another Inbred NNNNOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! ............. When Does the Hurting Stop? I Got Money OK
Agony by djx4-23-01 And So On....... GGNNN Not Again Can You Play The Backstreet Boys? THEY SUCK! WHAT?????????? Oh The Horror Nice Trick! You Too
Please Stop by djx4-23-01 And So On Im In Hell If You Have Any Requests Let Me Know Oh The Pain Can You Play Achey Breaky Heart? Yup God Hates Me!
Pidgeons by djx4-27-01 More Pain From The Bar Whats up Dutch? Hey Steve Why is it that every backwards ass hillbilly in here wants to piss me off? hmmmmm...... AMEN! Pidgeons Really Piss me off! Preach it my Brother!
Finally by djx4-27-01 Even more Insanity HI what can i do for ya? Got any Godsmack? Thank God Someone Who Understands My Pain O....K...... To be continued.... God doesnt hate me He must like me to send a person such as you! Dude you going to play it or not?
country by djx4-27-01 The Scene Unfolds Again The Clouds parted the angels sang and brought you forth! WTF IS THIS GUYS PROBLEM? The choir sang the trumpets sounded and god himself sent you too me Are you gonna play the damn song or not? Will it ever Cease? Can't its country night OH......
UGH! by djx1-17-02 Fianlly Outside The Bar OH HES SO CUTE! Hey little girl you want some candy? Wha Kind Of Candy You Got For Me? Oh HO The Best Kind Honey OUCH OUCH OUCH OUCH!!!!!!! Logan Shes 13 Its Teen Night Yeah AND???????
no skynard by djx1-17-02 More Pain OW OW!! Hey You Got Any Skynard? Yeah But I Broke IT! You Broke It? Yeah Held It Above My Head And SNAP! Hmmmm grumble....grumble...no skynard...grumble...this sucks.... Sometimes I Love My Job
FBHH by djx1-17-02 Were Back Again? Alright Heres The Cha Cha Slide Dutch!!! Dutch!!! Dutch!!! Oh My Look At The Funbags On That Hose Hound!!!! Bouncey Bouncey Bouncey Yes I Do Get This Way.... Ah Damnit Hes Lookin At Boobs Ill Never Get His Attention Now! And I Want To Fondle And Caress And Lick........
You Asked For It by djx1-18-02 New Peeps! Hey Meghan Whats Up? Not Much Just Hanging Out Wheres Jen? Hugging The Porcelin God In The Bathroom hehehehe We All Love Each Other OOhhhhh I Gotta Go Find Dave Ok I'm Going To Go Poke Her With A Stick
Security by djx1-19-02 Hmmm Security? You Offend Me Mr... Mr.... Mr Onion Breath Ah So What Lady Check Your Damn Coat And Get Outta My Face Well I'm Just Going To Go In And Have A Good Time You Rude Person Ya Ok And Watch For The Lifeguard In The Gene Pool Next Time Glad Its Not Just Me! Hey Mike Kill 'Em Kill 'Em All!!!!!
Stickes And Stones by djx1-22-02 Again Here We Go Hey Jen Heya Dutch Is Your Nose Broke? Yeah I Crash Landed Out In The Paking Lot Leaving Here Last NIght UNGH! Maybe I Shouldnt Of Poked Her With That Stick While She Was Puking I Hope This Makes Him Feel Bad About Poking Me With That Stick!
Brooding by djx4-28-02 Again Back God I Need A Shot Hey Dutch Hey Josh.... Ummmm Dont You Look LIke The Little Brood boy That Wouldnt END! Yeah But Chicks Dig It All That Nacyboy Hair Gel Your Head Must Hurt!
Cows by djx8-05-02 At Home Hey Dutch Hey Pooder. Whats Up? Dude Ya Gotta Play Never Winter NIghts Is That The ONe With The Stupid Cows You Made? Yup The Man Upstairs Hates Me! Yeah But They Are Level 40 Cows Oooooh The Horror
Enter The Jag by djx1-10-03 Enter The Jag....... Hey Dutch Oh, hi James 30 Min Later And Stiener And Goldberg And HHH And.... Ooooh Titties! 6 Hours Later That Guy Shouldn't Have The Belt Birdman Should Have The Heavywieght Champoionship! Jesus he's Still Talking About WWE
Re-Enter The Jag by djx1-10-03 Re-Enter The Jag I Mean Think About It He's Got The Utility Belt What The Hell Is He Talking About Now? The Other Guy Is Just Like "Sarah Connor?" God I Need A Hummer Yup He Hate Me That's Why Batman Would Beat The Terminator! WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT YOU FUCKING RETARD!!!!!
Shuffalufagus by djx1-10-03 Back At The Bar Ow My Nuts!!!! Whats Wrong Shuff? Damnit Curtis!!! ?????? Its All Fun And Games..... Just Cause I Gave Him An Oil Check hehehehehehehe
No Worky by djx9-25-04 It's... Someday Hey Dutch Hey Gimpy So not working at the bar anymore? Nah Difference of Opinion So Much For That Job Which opinion? I thought I needed to work there.. They thought Different
At The Other Job by djx9-25-04 Greg Doing Collections Yes is Shelia there? F*ck you, You F*cking F*ck! *CLICK!* I'll get that bitch first thing in the morning Same Bat Time.... What are you going to do to her tomorrow? Oh You'll See
Redemption by djx9-25-04 8:00 A.M. The Next Morning Is Sheila There? Who the Hell is this? This is Greg Who the hell is this? Her Husband F*ckwad How Sweet It Is Oh Shit She's Married? *CLICK!* hehehehe
Dumb by djx1-13-06 Random Stupidity Alas poor .... *cough .. you.... I knew thee well Hmmm, Well that was lame. WTF? Maybe theres some boobs over here. I I I I Aint got No Body
New... Ok Old Job by djx6-30-08 Ah...... Mcpherson WTF? WTF? Why Do I Do This To Myself? Did A Trailer Park Open Outside That I Wasnt Aware Of?
Lichified! by djx6-30-08 Dj Chupathingy dude dude dude. dude. Gotta Love Movie Quotes DUDE! Ok Good Point Dude.