the search for knowledge by drev6-16-01 i am the wise chicken of the east yeah, and i'm father fucking christmas
the amazing inventions of mr grinny scientist man by drev6-16-01 by combining several elements of mercury with this advanced form of suparbubonic acid resin i have created ... bugger
oldman visits the zoo by drev6-16-01 fs i am gagging for it :)))) Sign up now for your three day trial - only $2.95!!!!!
news just in by drev6-17-01 Six O'clock news... the deadly snake is thought to have escaped last night... we advise that everyone locks themselves in their house and rings us immediatly if they spot it unfortunatly this comic thing can't draw snakes, so your prolly gonna be alright horray
and the award goes too... by drev6-17-01 i would like to thank my mum, my dad, my 4 brothers timmy, robin, paul and frederick, my 17 dogs............... 3 hours later.. my two pet fleas, my mums washing up liquid, dale winton, celeine dion, kermit the frog...... fs my neck really hurts
The Blair Witch Project by drev6-17-01 i'm scared to close my eyes i'm scared to open them fs stop looking up my nose
groupie recruitment by drev12-01-02 i'll let you live on one condition! that you be my groupie forever and never talk to me .....you can say yes or no my revenge will be sweeeeeet
cosmos' revenge by drev12-01-02 derv you are the love of my life and i want sex with you right NIW OH MY GOD THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING muhahahaha \o/