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by elipses
12-05-03
if i had a hammer, i'd hammer in the mornin'...
i'd hammer in the evenin'...all over this laa-aand.
sadly, i don't have a hammer, do i?

 

by elipses
12-05-03
so i wrote this hardcore song yesterday.
so i pleyed it for my girlfriend, jayne. she said it sucked.
it's hard being emo, but somebody's gotta do it.

 

by elipses
12-05-03
oh, also...i can't spell "played."
yeah.

 

by elipses
12-05-03
so i told my girlfriend yesterday that the world is made of two kinds of people: the ones that don't care, and the ones that want you to die.
she was relatively unresponsive.
i think i'm waiting for the bus.

 

by elipses
12-05-03
*ahem* tweet.
birds are kinda...you know. i guess they're kinda cool.
*whistles*
sometimes when i listen to birds singing, the world feels like sunshine. or something.
yeah. the world hates me.

 

by elipses
12-05-03
Tell me about your future.
after zee premiere of my fantastique new painting, i plan to go to zee new york city, and leeve in splendor and extravagance.
my future? i need new guitar strings.
what, with my 4.0 and my fantastic community service record, i think i'll move to ohio and write a book. yeah.

 

by elipses
12-05-03
so this is it.
the product of all my artistic endeavors.
i wonder if this would look good in A flat.

 

by elipses
12-05-03
ring. you know you want to.
no one loves you.
i think i need to change my ring tone.

 

by elipses
12-05-03
i was thinking about taking over the world.
*tweet*
yeah, i think so too. it's kind of a big responsibility.
*chirp*
yeah, you're probably right. i really don't have the skills to invent pacman.

 

by elipses
12-05-03
so i was sitting on my driveway the other day...blowing bubbles and staring off into space.
that's kind of cool.
i guess so. someone once told me that one can never have too many bubbles.
soap's never a bad thing.
you know, i'm not very spiteful today.
i want some cake.

 

by elipses
12-05-03
i guess you're my alter-ego.
i'm here to avenge the wrong bestowed upon me by the animator who made you look better.
i'm easily destroyed, you know...being emo and all.
i know. i already blocked your phone calls and cut your guitar strings.
gee. thanks.
any time. turn over your comic strip.

 

by elipses
12-07-03
*something puzzling*
i love how when i sit like this, i'm on a broken bench...
...and when i'm like this, i have no legs.

 

by elipses
12-07-03
sometimes when i drive on busy intersections, i kidnap things like you.
*brainwaves: -------^(food)-------^^(squirell!)-------^(buhh...)-^(fire hydrant.)----^(bored)*
then my mom makes me find you a home.
*---^(food)----^^(in the other direction)--*
my stepdad killed my last dog.

 

by elipses
12-07-03
my lit teacher is always telling me to get my head out of the clouds. or at least to bring something down from there and put it on paper.
i told her that i think in fragments.

 

by elipses
12-08-03
in theory, being in the outdoors is supposed to to relax the mind and open the senses.
*chitter twerp*
*chitter twerp*
in reality, squirrels are noisy and irritating.
*chitter twerp*

 

by elipses
12-08-03
what are you working on?
crazy new site...stripcreator.com. i'm designing my own comic strips.
thus the URL.
yeah.
that one's not funny.
well, it's a better alternative to porn and weblogging.

 

by elipses
12-08-03
well, look. it's you again.
yep. and i've talked to the animator.
fabulous. i think i'll slit my wrists.
heh.
or perhaps that won't be necessary.

 

by elipses
12-08-03
so now you look just like me. happy now?
yes. quite. though i must say i miss looking menacing.
you thought you looked menacing?
sure. i can be menacing and emo at the same time.
this comic makes me cross-eyed.
i miss my muscles...

 

by elipses
12-08-03
glad to be back in your skin, i see.
you bet, emo dude.
i'll bet you don't have any musical talent anyway.
wounded.
i guess that's what happens if you insult your alter-ego.

 

by elipses
12-09-03
he's still not online, is he?
nope.
maybe it's planned. i mean, maybe he's avoiding me. could it have been something i said? maybe he doesn't like how i look.
ty, don't be emo.
i'm not. i just...care about his opinion.
i'm bidding on a boyfriend for you on ebay.

 

by elipses
12-09-03
and here we have it: the activists in their native habitat. what could we be protesting today? abortion? lower taxes? the massacre of the rainforests?
just say no...to what, my tie-dyed friend?
dude. it's the new book store. if the chain store takes over the local place, prices will be higher than beer and pizza.
well, there you have it. the american protest is reduced to imitating meg ryan movies.

 

by elipses
12-12-03
so you're my ebay boyfriend.
snyargh.
somehow i think they lied on the discription. you don't even speak english.
meep-fwish foom.
and besides. you look like a smurf.
*shrug*

 

by elipses
12-12-03
yeah, so i follow trends and make comics.
yeah.
these are the emo chronicles, so i guess it's okay.
i hate it how kaddar doesn't make us with black hair.
i don't think the two-toned brown is really my thing.

 

by elipses
12-19-03
Dork Squad, eh? I think that a secret world-saving organization such as ours needs a better name than that.
I suppose...especially with a libretto that sounds so cool...Fwish.
Something musicalish...or esk, for that matter.
Musicalesque.
If I could see that you just corrected my spelling, I'd be flicking you off.
Grease alert, Dork Squad Away.

 

by elipses
12-22-03
deck the halls with boughs of holly.
fa la la la laaa la la la la.
depressing absence of christmas presents.

 

by elipses
12-23-03
ella ca na min a min a min ella kin a ma!
fiyeeeeeeeerrrro! fiiiiiyeeeeerrrrooooo!
wait, he was allergic to the makeup, wasn't he?

 

by elipses
12-27-03
i have 80's hair.
you are not the kate.
i have pink hair.
you are not the kate.
i have obnoxious hair.
damn. these cartoons suck.

 

by elipses
12-28-03
hey, dude, do you have a scarf? one that's red to match my heart?
um...let me look.
actually, no, but i do have a selection of high-quality...wallets.
eh, no thanks. i just want my scarf. preferably, my RENT scarf.
you sure about that, buddy?

 

by elipses
12-28-03
Some animal died.
Little he knows.
Oh, wait. Wrong telepathic signal. Some Animal died.
Meep.

 

by elipses
12-30-03
drawing myself much too deeply into the story, when i found that madame morrible's tiktok creature had broken, i took it upon myself to finid a replacement.
grommetik died? what a shame.
in doing this, i have also found a cartoon to label the kate.
let's see it.
i am ETAK, hear me roar.
wow. i don't think michael ever intended this to happen.

 

by elipses
12-30-03
so you want to be the kate, eh?
yeah, i guess so. even though i severly lack green face paint.
tru dat. i guess the tiktok is out of a job.
so. what are you going as to the new years party?
this doesn't look like a good costume to you?

 

by elipses
12-30-03
so...i'm guessing no one else got the word this was a dress-up party?

 

by elipses
1-03-04
we're all a little bit racist.
you have no idea.
are you saying you really do hate me because i'm black?
well...
only because you can be fiyero and i can't. damn you.

 

by elipses
1-04-04
meh heh heh heh.
what are you laughing about, funny asian kid?
meh heh heh heh. nothing in particular.
oh?
yeah. just the fact that i can spell "lose" and some people can't.
ahha. tag. you're it.

 

by elipses
1-04-04
heh. so jon says dot lost, eh?
so he does.
he's wrong, you know.
yep. we kill people like him.
cut them into little bitty pieces, and put them in the walls.
muahaha. and then we hide their showtune collection.

 

by elipses
1-05-04
Let's take over this thing, the Maria
yes....lets...bwahahaha
We have succeeded in stealing the computer from Dot
and she left strip creator up
hmm...I think something's wrong with this
yeah...how did we end up in the clouds?

 

by elipses
1-08-04
wow, i'd love to stay and chat, but i've got to go to dinner with a friend.
college guys. heh. who's the friend?
oh, just someone i met in one of my classes. i have to spend time with him...my grade depends upon it.
ahh...you got yourself a tutor. so what's his name?
voltaire.
gotcha.

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