All comics by ends_one

 

by ends_one
8-31-07
i am the last ninja to survive the battle
i have slain thousands of enemies, slept with the most beautiful women and tuned my sword to perfection
now i have aids from that fuckin bodega in china town

 

by ends_one
8-31-07
man you need to smoke this pot i got it's called Hindu Kush
smells like a skunk but tastes like sweet sweet chibba
what's that stuff you got it smells like cat littler
oh son it's the chronic try it out
*cough* *cough* man it even smokes and tastes like cat litter, what is this stuff
chicken shit

 

by ends_one
8-31-07
feels good to be back at Moduline after the long weekend hey?
yea i'm still flying from all that crack i smoked
wait you smoke crack? that's not cool
why not man everyone here does it, live a little
nah i stick to the organics, i like mary jane brotha
so you don't smoke crack? can i borrow 40 bucks?

 

by ends_one
8-31-07
i need you to take those nuts out of your mouth
why?
i need you to finish nailing me in the head
how much of a fag is this guy?
FUCK TAKE THOSE NUTS OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND NAIL ME IN THE HEAD

 

by ends_one
8-31-07
say little boy can you get in my car and show me where 3rd street is?
my parents tell me i'm not allowed to eat candy after 5pm
it's 4:20pm and i have lots of candy
still i don't really feel like eating sweets
well how about you check out the box of fuzzy white kittens in my trunk
i love fuzzy white pussies! show me! show me!

 

by ends_one
8-31-07
wow in heaven you have all my life documented on piles of paper like this?
yup sure do!
so the bigger the pile the better chance i have on getting into heaven?
well it's devided into pliles of good and bad deeds but yea something like that
so this must be the pile of good deeds right?
actually this is all the mexican transvestite midget porn we removed from your basement

 

by ends_one
8-31-07
so have you ever had the chance to smell moth balls before?
moth balls?
yea y'know moth balls
oh yea those little stinky things, yea i know what they smell like
i was just curious on how you spread those little legs apart
go fuck yourself

 

by ends_one
8-31-07
hey Mikey, what are you reading?
just one of those Dear John letters my girlfriend sent me
but you're name isn't John it's Mike
i know that you idiot, it's just a figure of speach she wrote this letter to break up with me, and it says she left me for someone else
what a slut who did that bitch leave you for?
um..........apparently some guy named John

 

by ends_one
8-31-07
*giggle* *giggle*
i love spying on the neighbours daughter & her friends while they tan naked in the back yard, so young, so innocent, so majestic, and very arousing, i must touch myself
but wait, that looks like my garden hose, and my lawnmower, and my bbq, those fuckin theives!
*scream!* Jenn what the fuck is your dad doing?
oh shit that's actually my yard

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