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by english2a
6-03-13
at the powwow
he look its the kid with the head problem
leave me alone
getting pushed around
hydomatic hydrohead
stooop
getting kneed
haha. hope i didnt hit his head
oww!!

 

by english2a
6-03-13
Come on, you wuss. Lets go to powwow. You can't hide in your house forever. You'll turn into some kind of troll or something.
What if somebody picks on me?
Then I'll pick on them.
What if they pick my nose?
Then I'll pick your nose, too.
You're my hero.

 

by english2a
6-03-13
Junior, Its Oscars time , Hell be in a better place
But I love Oscar he's my only friend
It's my time, Junior, look at me. Ill be watching over you
Imma miss you Oscar. I can't watch
Good By Oscar
Bye Bye

 

by english2a
6-03-13
Everyone picks on me so why should I go?
Come on lets go to the powwow!
What if someone picks on me?
Rowdy! Your my hero!
Then I will pick on them.
What if someone picks my nose?
It is a huge deal when Rowdy is polite!
Then I'll pick your nose too. Come to the powwow please!
Okay, okay.

 

by english2a
6-03-13
Rowdy finds Junior after he gets beat up
Who did this to you? Did they hit you in the head?
The Andruss brothers. No my brain is fine, but my balls are dying.
Junior is giving Rowdy answers about this incident
what did the do to you?
They beat me up all three of them at once for no reason. AND KNEED ME IN THE BALLS!
Rowdy is planning out their revenge.
I'm going to kill those bastards! They're dead.
Revenge is best served cold.

 

by english2a
6-03-13
Hey HydroHead!
Hydorgen, hydromatic, hydrocrack.
stop

 

by english2a
6-03-13
Naked women+Right hand =Happy Happy joy joy
so your saying?!!
Yep thats right i admit that i masturbate
you disgust me!
Im proud of it.im good at it. im ambidextrous .
oh crap im never talking to your perverted ass again!!

 

by english2a
6-03-13
Junior's mother is telling him they have to say goodbye to their sick dog
"Junior, sweetheart.. I'm sorry, but we don't have any money for Oscar. It'll cost hundreds of dollars, maybe a thousand.
"I'll pay you back! I'll pay back the doctor....I'll get a job!"
Junior's father made the final decision to kill Oscar
"Your mom and I have to let him go, Junior. He's suffering. We have to help him."
"No! You can't do it! Put back the rifle and bullets! Please!"
'Oscar is relieved, but not me. I heard my father shoot my best friend. A bullet only costs about two cents, and anybody could afford that"

 

by english2a
6-03-13
Rowdy wants to go to the powwow
No I wouldn't last 10 minutes without getting beat up.
wanna go to the powwow.
Junior knows that he will get beat up and doesn't want to go
yeah until you get drunk and get carried away.
I got your back . No one will bother you. Stop being scared all of the time.
Junior agrees to go and Rowdy wants promises that nothing will happen
Fine but only because you are my only friend.
Nobody will touch you, I promise.

 

by english2a
6-03-13
Juniors dog is sick and needs to be let down.
"No!" "You can't do it."
"Carry Oscar outside." "He's suffering, We have to help him."
Juniors dad shoots his dog.
Junior is sad
"I wanted to run faster than the speed of sound, but nobody, no matter how much pain they're in, can run that fast."

 

by english2a
6-03-13
The 30 year old bully laughs at Junior
HAAA!
"Yep those Bastards were laughing at my brain disorder"
The Attack!!!
Punch!!
I was Standing there holding my nuts,tenderly as a squirrel
Confusion?
What Kind of Man beats up a Fourteen Year old?

 

by english2a
6-03-13
His father is drinking hard and throwing punches, so Rowdy and his mother are always walking around with bruised and bloody faces.
Its warpaint, it makes me look tougher.
I suppose it does make him look tougher...

 

by english2a
6-03-13
There is a patient that needs teeth pulled out.
What should we do Doctor?
Give him only half the Novocain
Why?
Indians only feel half the pain as white people.
If you say so

 

by english2a
6-03-13
Junior has to Say goodbye to Oscar.
Im Sorry we can't keep you Oscar.
?????
Oscar seems to understand Junior.
We are just to poor...I love you.
I understand.
Oscar is shot by his father.
Goodbye Oscar.
I'll see you in hell...

 

by english2a
6-03-13
Let's go to the 127th annual powwow!
You want to head down to the powwow?
Nahh
I'm affraid
Come on...ill protect you.
No what if someone picks on me or picks my nose!
I'll protect you.
Then i will pick on them and their nose's.
You're my hero!

 

by english2a
6-03-13
He's really sick mom, hes going to die if we dont take him to the doctor
I'm sorry honey but we don't have any money for Oscar
Junior carry Oscar outside
NO! you cant do it
He's suffering we have to help him
I wanted to blame them for my sick dog and for all the other sickness in the world

 

by english2a
6-04-13
Jonior talks to his dad about taking the dog to the vet cause he's getting very sick
Dad we need to take the dog to the vet! he's getting very sick!!
son, u no we dont have the money to send him there...
Talks to his sun about killing the dog to end his suffering
I will take him out back and do him a favor by ending his suffering
I can't let u do that!!.... OK make it quick and painless i will wait in here.. :''(
One Gun shot went off :(
ok... he's now dead :(
Dad... how could you :''( YOU MURDURER!!

 

by english2a
6-04-13
Its a crazy hot summer day.July 5th over a hundred degrees and with fifty percent humidity
He'll be alright dont worry about it
Mom,please ill pay you every second back thatll.Will help him heal please dont let Oscar die
Junior explains how they need to take Oscar to the vet the dad referses too,he tells him its too much money.He says he'll set him free from suffering by ending it now.
ill go and get my rifle and bullets from the closet
NOOO!
10 minutes later from talking to Junior
*dog crying*
The damage has been done

 

by english2a
6-05-13
When Junior's dad came from work
Junior, carry Oscar outside.
NO!
Junior's dad was about to kill the dog.
He's suffering. We have to help him.
You can't do it!
BOOM!

 

by english2a
6-05-13
Junior is talking to oscar
Oscar was the only living thing i can depend on.
Junior asking his mom to help save Oscar.
He's really sick, mom. He is going to die if we don't take him to the doctor.
Junior sweetheart; I'm sorry,but we don't have any moneyfor Oscar.
Junior's dad makes his decision to put the dog asleep.
Junior, Carry Oscar outside.
YOU CAN'T DO IT!!!

 

by english2a
6-05-13
Hunger is not the worst thing about being poor.
Why?
because it makes food taste better, and i also can imagine diffrent food.
oh thats cool.
I wonder what type of food i look. like
He looks so good!!

 

by english2a
6-05-13
Confronted by the Andruss Triplets
Uhh ohh.
Hey look. It's Hydro Head.
Slayed and Beaten by the Triplets
Ahh the pain, my testicles.
Rowdy Comes to the Rescue
MY HERO <3
I'll take care of them.

 

by english2a
6-05-13
Come on, you wuss, Lets go to powwow
what if somebody picks on me?
after the incindent
Who did this to you?
The Audruss brothers
Rowdy didn't kill them, but we hid in the Audruss camp and he shave their eyebrows and cut their pony tails
They got what they deserved
Your my hero

 

by english2a
6-05-13
last week my dog oscar got really sick
:( :( :(
i tryed giving him some water. but he didnt want any of that
i though all he needed was rest but when he started vomiting and dieriah eploded out of him, and he started having seizures i lost all hope.

 

by english2a
6-06-13
And then Dad pulled down his rifle and bullets from the closet.
Junior. Carry Oscar outside.
No!
He's suffering, We have to help him.
You can't do it!
I wanted to punch my dad in the face. I wanted to punch him in the nose and make him bleed. I wanted to punch him in the eye and make him blind. I wanted to kick him in the balls and make him passout.

 

by english2a
6-06-13
i need my teeth pulled.
ok well lets step in my office so we can get this over with
i was born with too many teeth in my mouth intact i have 42. the typical human has 32 .
well your just gonna have to take the pain because your not getting any novocain to numb your mouth
Of course not because you believe us indians only feel half the pain as you white people.
well its true...i think

 

by english2a
6-06-13
Am so mad right now junior. am going to reck that van. You betther get out of here.
oh my god i got to get out of here before i get in trouble with him.
ohh my god its the andruss brothers. am going to run for it.
if it isn't the retarded kid. watch you doing in our camp boy.
i don't want any problems please don't hurt me.
shut up hydrogen younot leaving here without an ass whooping boy.

 

by english2a
6-07-13
Junior carry Oscar outside suffering we have to help him.
NO! You can't do it!
I wanted to punch my dad in the face i wanted to punch him and make his nose bleed.
I heard the boom of my father's rifle when he shot my best friend.

 

by english2a
6-07-13
i was born with water on the brain
your weird
my brain has brain greese
now your creeping me out bro
im indian :)
see you later bro...

 

by english2a
6-09-13
Hey Chief, you are going to need some teeth pulled out.
Ok, how many?
Only ten. Oh I almost forgot we are taking them all out today.
You sure that's safe?
Since Idians only feel about half as much of pain as white people, I will only give you half of the normal amount of anesthesia.
You have got to be kidding me.

 

by english2a
6-10-13
Junior and his father are discussing whether to bring Oscar (there dog) out to put him to sleep.Junior is extremly sad.
we have to help him, he's suffering Carry Oscar outside!
NO!!!! You can't do it
Juniors father shoots Oscar with pity but knows its for his good.
Wow! Poor dog now he can rest in peace.
woof :(
Junior is depressed and doesnt want have anything to with anyone after his bestfriend Oscar got killed!
i just had to sorry son!
i hate my life i wanna die along with Oscar!

 

by english2a
6-11-13
TALKS ABOUT BONER
A metephorical boner?!?!?!?!? What the heck is a metaphorical boner?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
EXPLAINS TALKING ABOUT BONER
When i say boner i really mean joy.
Then why didnt you say boner????
LAUGHING OVER THE BONER COMMENT
Boner is funnier and more joyful
HAHAHAHA yes

 

by english2a
6-12-13
I spend hours in the bath room
naked women
That has one thousand naked movie stars
+right hand=
Yes that's right. I admit it i masturbate
HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY!!!

 

by english2a
6-17-13
Roger sees Junior come to school on a motorcycle. Roger becomes interested in the bike and who Junior's connection is to the bike .
Who was on that bike?
Oh, that was my dad's best friend
They begin to engage into a conversation about the bike .
That was was a cool bike. Vintage
Yeah he just just got it
The motorcycle has brought them on neutral ground.
You ride with him a lot?
Yea

 

Get Mad Arnold Get Mad
OK?
by english2a, 6-19-13

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