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by eponymous
4-25-02
Gabe: you are hereby banned from coming within 100 feet of Namco's E3 booth or our mascot Pacman.
Not this shit again. I thought they were OVER this.
There has got to be a way they'll let you in...
I mean, it's not like there was actual penetration involved or anything...
Thank god for Gabir's magical powers, or PA as we know it may have been over for good.
That's it! We just remove your genitalia and you'll be gentle as a newborn calf!
You're not getting MY nuts, bitch!

 

by eponymous
4-25-02
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Even Jesus gets nervous when it's karaoke time.
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by eponymous
4-25-02
God hates you.
No, really, I do.

 

by eponymous
4-25-02
Shit.

 

by eponymous
5-02-02
Yeah, I couldn't think of anything, either.

 

by eponymous
5-02-02
I got a new way to walk / Walk walk / I got a new way to walk / Walk walk
Dude, you're nailed to a fucking cross. You /can't/ walk.
The moral of today's story: Never fuck with Jesus, because he has laser eyes just like Superman.
Yeah, that's what I thought, bitch.

 

by eponymous
5-02-02
Oh god the pain!
Moral of Today's Story: Bejeweled is really fucking addictive.
Um, hello?
*click... click... click...*

 

by eponymous
5-02-02
Fuck, yeah, I was all fucking like fuck the fuckity fucking fuckers.
Fuck.

 

by eponymous
5-02-02
sO tHeN i'M alL LiKe, "i 0\,\,/|\|2 j00! ph34r m`/ 1337 5ki12!"
LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! OMG ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!

 

by eponymous
5-06-02
You ever really sit down and think about why Christianity is so popular?
Well, everything's better on a stick, right?
Right?
No, seriously, think about it.

 

by eponymous
5-06-02
1: Arms in the air 2: Cover your eyes
3: Protect genitalia 4: Look dejected 'cause no one's after your genitalia
5: Get pissed off 'cause no one's after your genitalia 6: Go on a murderous rampage and wipe out mankind

 

by eponymous
5-06-02
I find myself forced to wonder exactly what is going on here.
I mean, there's no action, there's no dialogue, the only thing that really is of any notice at all is the changing background.
It's almost as though the author'd had a really good idea that she is now kicking herself for not writing down before she forgot it.
OW!

 

by eponymous
5-06-02
The Man says I should put this nail in my head.
It is good to put the nail in my head.
The Man says I should put this nail in my head.
I like putting the nail in my head.
The Man says I should put this nail in my head.
It is good to put the nail in my head.

 

by eponymous
5-06-02
The Man says I should put this nail in my head.
It is good to put the nail...
The Man says I should put this nail in my head.
I like to...
The Man says I should put this nail in my head.
It...

 

by eponymous
5-06-02
The Man says I should put this nail in my head.
The Man says I should put this nail in my head.
The Man says I should put this nail in my head.

 

by eponymous
5-06-02
The Man says I should put this nail in my head.
It is not good...
The Man says I should put this nail in my head.
I do not like...
The Man says I should put this nail in my head.
It is not good to put the nail in my head.

 

by eponymous
5-06-02
The Man says I should put this nail in my head.
It is not good to put the nail in my head.
The Man says I should put this nail in my head.
I do not like putting the nail in my head.
The Man says I should put this nail in my head.
But do you want to put that nail in your head?

 

by eponymous
5-06-02
The Man says I should put this nail in my head.
Is there not something you would rather do?
The Man says I should put this nail in my head.
But you do not have to if you do not want to.
The Man says I should put this nail in my head.
I will wait in the trash can for you.

 

by eponymous
5-06-02
The Man says I should put this nail in my head.
The Man says I should put this nail in my head.
The Man says I-

 

by eponymous
5-06-02
The Man says...
The Man...

 

by eponymous
5-06-02
It hurt me.
I know.

 

by eponymous
5-06-02
I think that I would like a trash can, too.
I love you.

 

by eponymous
5-06-02
The Man said we should put these nail in our heads.
But it was not good to put the nails in our heads.
The Man said we should put these nail in our heads.
But we did not like putting the nails in our heads.
The Man said we should put these nail in our heads.
But sometimes trash cans are better than nails.

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