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by eviljon
1-22-04
Maestro Dave spends some quality time alone whilst his flatmate is away...
Da da da da da da...
Ooooh! The Berlin Phil are doing a concert including "The Lark Ascending!". Yay!
JML turns up uninvited... and drunk...
Hi..... I'm gonna talk for ages about myself... and you're gonna listen... yeah... [swig swig]... Did you get 2000 posts on RepRev? Did ya?! Did ya? Bow to me!
Grrrr...
He stays...
Lord British... err... I know you're in the bathroom... but I need your help out here...

 

by eviljon
1-22-04
Whilst Lord British dries his hair...
God, it's good to be back. Looking forward to posting to say I've posted, make a thread to announce I'm going, and leave again
Hmmmm
There's a knock at the door...
Blah blah blah dynamic4.gamespy.com/ ~republic/board/ viewtopic.php?t=1951 blah blah blah
Saved by the bell!
Maestro Dave answers the door to Megan
Oh hello!
LOLz! !!!! Hiya Davey! ROFL Nice suit! lol!

 

by eviljon
1-22-04
Well I'd invite you in but JML is here...
Bye...

 

by eviljon
1-22-04
Back inside...
So... I went on this camping trip yeah.... and I saw a tree that was *this* big... and I made a thread about it
Tally.... ho?
The flt mates talk via PM's
What's he doing here? We were going to have a quiet night in this evening... I made nachos..
I didn't even invite him in... he just kinda appeared and spammed before I could do anything...
Maesto Dave tempts fate...
Well sort it out...
Sure... sure... I'll try... at least it's not fish man...

 

by eviljon
1-22-04
Maestro Dave tries a familiar tactic...
Well... JML... it's good to see you... but we were just about to sit down and watch a concert. It's really boring... wouldn't interest you...
[hic] Yeah, well, I'll take a look, and if I get bored... I'll spend the night on your couch. Don't mind do you? Bow to me!
Well that worked well...
Damn...
The doorbell goes...
I'll try the "let's have a deep discussion about how great Britian is" tactic...
I wonder who that could be?

 

by eviljon
1-22-04
It's Fish Man
Hi. I agree.
Hi Fish Ma.... err... sure... just walk right on in...
He pushes in further...
I agree.
You gotta be rollicking jocking
The inevitable happens...
Well Fish Man. It is good to see you here. Is that your 500th post today? Wow... my hero. Lick my feet. Post a milestone thread. Don't lock it mods! Miss me!
I agree... I agree... I agree... I agree... I agree... I agree... I agree... I agree... I agree... I agree... I agree... I agree... I agree...

 

by eviljon
1-22-04
The flat mates rue their situation
I think I'm gonna scream.
And I'm missing Elgar's horn thingymajig
Our heros suddenly have a moment of British inspiration
Hey... I've got an idea.... [whisper whisper whisper]
By George... what a corking plan
What on earth could be going on?

 

by eviljon
1-22-04
Silence falls...
tum te tum
Silence falls...
tum te tum
What's this? JML and Fish Man are slowing down...
And then I thought how great it would be to make a thread sbout how old people are... and... just a min... it's rather quiet in here...
I agree

 

by eviljon
1-22-04
Errr.... no-one is listening to us...
I agree... I guess...
But I only speak to get a reaction...
Man... that's my reason for living...
Look's like the plan is working!
*sniff*
...

 

by eviljon
1-22-04
They leave for... like... 5 mins or something
I guess I'll come back later
I agree
Tally ho!
Hip hip horrah!
They celebrate in style..
Let's get yoghurt!
Yay!

 

by eviljon
1-22-04
Meanwhile... next door at FCatCS's and Dennis' flat...
I guess I'll see what wacky things are happenin' down at the chuffin' forums
chuffity chuff chuff
It's my turn to use the computer... look at the clock... you promised I could go on in 5 mins... like 20 mins ago
Hmm?
I wanna make more blurry photos of me...

 

by eviljon
1-22-04
The one way conversation continues...
clickity click click
Fat Cat..... uuuuuuu... let me on...
I'll tell.......
Go on........ I'll make you an avatar....

 

by eviljon
1-22-04
The conversation takes a dramtic twist
Why did you change your online name Dennis?
Well you did...
You did it first..
No you did!
he so did...
Oh I hate it when we fight

 

by eviljon
1-22-04
I'll let you have the computer all evening... if I can have it for 30 mins now...
OK OK OK sure...
I'll let you have the computer all evening... if I can have it for 30 mins now...
sweeet.

 

by eviljon
1-22-04
Dennis starts tapping away on his computer
*Click*
*Refresh*
*Refresh*
*Refresh*
*Refresh*
Woo! It's gone orange... someone has posted...

 

by eviljon
1-22-04
Meanwhile... the doorbell has rung
Hi... chuffblades
Hello Sir! I know you look like a busy and successful man, but I have an offer here for you that you just can't refuse!
OpFlash?
My name is OpFlash... and I'm here to talk to you about the exciting possibilities of timeshare!
Let me just ask you a question Sir. Have you ever considered what would happen if any of your loved ones or your life partner passed away?

 

by eviljon
1-22-04
FCatCS is getting annoyed...
It's an exciting opportunity. Make 10x your invested cash!
...
:)
*sniff*

 

by eviljon
1-22-04
Maestro Dave sees FCatCS standing outside and come out to say Hi
Hello FCatCS... I guess Monoxism is on the computer?
Yeah. Where's Lord British?
Hopefully he's just getting his clothes back on
k..
The yoghurt dip we made for our nachos kinda got everywhere. He stated getting boozy and flicking globs of it around. Then he put on a blue movie... I made my excuses and left...
*wierded out*

 

by eviljon
1-22-04
They stop talking and look towards Maestro Dave's door...
Hi... come in...
Hi... my main man! Hmmm... is that mayo?
*slam*
The guys are speechless...

 

by eviljon
1-22-04
What's going on?
uuuh.... OK....
What the...?
.....
That was soo wierd...
But I thought Dystopian Rhetoric wasn't coming back until next Wednesday...
That's what I thought...

 

by eviljon
1-22-04
The guys discuss the recently returned DR...
Well, anyway - good to have him back. Still not sure about the dress code, but hey - he's a good guy
Sure sure.
He's sleeping in the spare room.
When is he going back to Archnosbod's? Have those guys not made up yet?
Nope... but it's about time they did. Arguing about whether the Badger or the Snake is the cooler character is kinda stupid. In fact I think I'll go round to his place and have a chat.
Chuff yeah...

 

by eviljon
1-22-04
Maestro Dave walks off to find Archnosbod. He locates him hanging by the Evil Planet wall, as always
Hey do's Arch
Feel free to add me to your MSN list
Why thanks very much!
And then I'm gonna block you!
Arch - we talk about not being a geek in the RL
Ha you dare to beat the giggling pyromaniac?!

 

by eviljon
1-22-04
Maestro Dave tries again...
OK whatever... look, Dystopian is nice guy, and all that... but our flat is pretty small at the moment, and he's supposed to be *your* flat mate.
That farker... grrr... he just doesn't understand web stuff. He's totally not cool.
Look...
He's like... trying to get into the Internet lifestyle, but he doesn't even buy from www.geekstuff.com for goodness sake...
That's such a petty thing to...
And when he actually said that the snake was better than the badger... I almost felt angry enough to take his graphic card out without ensuring the prior release of static electricity

 

by eviljon
1-22-04
Getting exasperated, Dave continues...
You know what...
Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger
...it would be so much easier if you just like...
MUSHROOM MUSHROOM
...made up and agreed to disagree?
All his base is belong to me

 

by eviljon
1-22-04
About that same time, on the other side of the wall...
Tume te tun... just a min...
[badger badger badger]
That sounds like [hic]... someone is having a conversation!
[mushroom mushroom]
I HAVE to join in and make my point known to whoever it is! Then, they can get on the knees... and bow to my greatness! I keep forums.... ALIVE! I am... THE ONE!

 

by eviljon
1-22-04
Back on the other side of the wall, Arch is not listening to reason...
Look, how about you write about how you feel on the debating chamber part of the forums and so can he. I'll moderate of course and bask in the power.
*pokes a "sure thing, Scotty!"*
Suddenly JML barges in...
Hey... yeah... you! you guy! Over there! I am going camping tomorrow for 3 days so I won't have time to participate in your discussion... [hic]... but I'm gonna do it somehow anyway
Gnaaaa...
Excuse me JML... when you're at my part of the wall... you're gonna have my modding to contend with...
You gotta leave some time.. yeah... some time... and then you'll see... yeah... you'll really see... the milestone threads & the random web links will soar... you'll return to the forums in dissarray!

 

by eviljon
1-22-04
Later back at home...
Man what a day...
Bloomin' 'eck yeah. Pity the mayo got in the carpet...
I'm gonna retire to bed (for queen and country of course)
Tally bye! I'm thinking of sitting in my room wearing my judge wig for a while... I think I deserve a little happy time...
But MD's plans are put aside as the doorbell goes...
[STINKY mayo flavoured carpet]
Who's that at this time of the night?

 

by eviljon
1-22-04
The silence is only half punctuated by thought bubbles...
Why! It's "camorgan"! Member number 22 on Evil Planet!
The guy who signed up, said nothing...
...and went away again!
Why did I do that?

 

by eviljon
1-23-04
MD goes back inside and flicks on the TV to hear the end of the news broadcast
Doctors are getting confused as to the recent surge of patient admissions with poke marks. Police are on the case...
Glad I'm above things like that...
And now today's headlines again. Well known grafetti artist Dark Designs has been sighted again in town...
Crikey... I thought we had seen the last of him...
... residents are being asked to look out for any of his work on the local walls, and to block any PM'd drawing requests...
This is bad...

 

by eviljon
1-31-04
The Next Day...
*stretch* ....... that was a good sleep
Pity he took all the blanket...
Right - I'm off out
I'll go make sure DR is up
Outside...
Shit.... looks like Dark Designs has been out already...

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