All comics by faminto9

 

There is a God. After All. by faminto9 9-07-02
What if our plane is about to crash? Big deal! I mean, do we really have to automatically start sucking up to the alleged 'Big One'?	And now we're supposed to get supa-dupa-religious all of a sudden and utter a nifty mea culpa while we drown, right? Eat my shorts, man! I'm so tired of this 'holier-than-thou' crap!	...it sort of hits you during the float-to-heaven routine, huh? yup...

 

Deep Thought by faminto9 9-07-02
If you really think about it, there's absolutely nothing worth living for. Peruvian marbles		Off with the pseudo-smart, show-stopping remarks or you're out of the strip. Capiche? Whatever

 

Lurve by faminto9 9-07-02
You won't believe this! The average relathionship between two bees spans about twelve to fifteen years! And?	No one's ever put up with me for more than a week. Life ain't worth living when you're on your own... Buy yourself a Porsche	Why, you think that'll make up for my non-existent lovelife? Or perhaps generate a youthful lust for living inside me? No, but you might drive off a cliff and leave me be

 

Market Plans by faminto9 9-07-02
Ok. You and me, for example. Me ranting endlessly about how meaningless it all is, you sitting there with that irritatingly blank expression and the occasional smirk. What's the friggin' point?	I figure one day someone will copyright this strip, stamp our characters on a wide array of products and make millions from the merchandising	Fine. But I refuse to be another scary bumper sticker. My appeal among children cries out for stuffed figures Fat chance

 

Facts of Life by faminto9 9-08-02
I don't get this. 68% of the American people firmly believe Elvis is still alive. 52% of those swear he's married to Marilyn Monroe, and the two live in a nursing home near Cincinatti American culture is perenially obsessed with dead pop icons, in a pathetic attempt to fill the enormous void in their shallow, competitive, often tyrannical society	And get this: the correlation between successful OVNI-themed blockbusters and the immediate increase of NASA's budget for classified researches has finally been established The American space studies program still reflects the subdued nature Cold War has assumed after the fall of Socialism, symbolizing its crunching and the lack of valid alternatives to Capitalism	I hate you. Don't you ever feel puzzled? Tortured by a seemingly unsolvable question? How the hell does Popeye bite that pipe? Piercing it to his cheek? Are we supposed to ignore the laws of Physics just 'cause it's a damn cartoon??

 

Facts of Life II by faminto9 9-08-02
		Nietzsche is such a page-turner... Shhhh!

 

Working Class by faminto9 9-08-02
Yes, to be a handyman, to achieve the goal of creation with simple tools Damn books and all things cerebral	Away with the masturbatory pleasures literature has to offer Nails instead of words, my hammer structuring them into coordinated sentences...	Intelectuallism is such a curse. Why can't I be a carpenter of something? The enticing wonders of minimum wage...

 

Sweet by faminto9 9-08-02
I don't feel loved And?	People give us these weird sideway glances and insult us using bad grammar and poor vocabulary. I'm not equipped to deal with gratuitous smearing Stoop to their level	Payback What flavour is that?

 

Sweet II by faminto9 9-09-02
So, how's the second infancy going? I resent that term. It is used mainly for dementia patients and elderly folk	Children exercise cruelty in such a free-spirited manner. I actually considered making this 'kiddie make-over' permanent, but I better not	Lemme guess: the local bookstore gave you a change of heart because... ... they keep Sartre on the top shelf *sigh* Predictable, aren't I?

 

Sweet III by faminto9 9-09-02
I know how envious you must be of my suddenly regained youth. Zero responsability, all the comics you can hope for and plenty of smoking years to reblacken my lungs	True, they make me brush my teeth and wear clean underwear. Oh well. Beats withering away on a park bench anyday, don't you think?	I'll be off now. Gotta defuse the bomb under my sister's bed Please, die in the process

 

Sweet IV by faminto9 9-09-02
Bye	Hi Relieved?	Not particularly. Are you? Let me count the ways

 

Conflict by faminto9 9-10-02
I was hurt today Tell me who the fiend is and we'll have sushi tonight	Superego kicked the shit out of my Id, who's a whiny bastard	Unbelievable imprecations. Care to hear some? I hate you, die

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