All comics by flclpimp

 

by flclpimp
8-20-06
2 idiots see eachother
hey who r u
i'm.....ur father ha ha ha
they were drunk...very drunk
i gues i'll go now
wait i'm ur damn father
the sacond man found out he's been sued
ow
uh....um...oh my

 

by flclpimp
8-20-06
dun dun dun dun
...................
BOO!!!
.............
bastard

 

by flclpimp
8-20-06
i am carlos
and i'm his soul and were gonna put on an act for all u people out there
OMFG!!!
u never saw anythin

 

by flclpimp
8-20-06
i wish somethin good would happen right now cause i''m bored
read a book or somthin
...........................no
look at what i did isn't it funny
later
dead. he killed himself
where's my friend dude

 

by flclpimp
8-20-06
do u know that u were going 69 miles per hour sir
officer i--
ur gettin a ticket
no plz i don'teven own a car
oh........
u almost got me killed damnit at least u could say sorry

 

by flclpimp
8-20-06
don't even ask
what happened to u

 

by flclpimp
8-20-06
AND THANK U FOR UR TIME SIGNED CARLOS
what ya got
a letter from carlos my great friend
well where is he
oh hi
right behind u

 

by flclpimp
8-20-06
ugly
look whos talkin jason
DAD!!!
what happened here
besides ur son being so f***in ugly and that fake ugly mask has gotta go oh and go take him to see the dentist

 

by flclpimp
8-20-06
letter for mr johnson
oh i finnaly got mi mail from carlos he takes forever to send a message
dear mr johnson i am movin and i wanted u to know that their goin to kill me........see ya signed carlos...ps i'm now dead
......that was a rip off

 

by flclpimp
8-20-06
omg my mom will kill me if she know i killed my own brother...uh lets see i don't know what to do help me oh god plz some one help me
uh oh god ahhhhhhhhhhhh dun dun dun...will he live find out in another episode of my dead brother....
that was a rip off i paid $4.95 for that? damn

 

by flclpimp
8-20-06
hey director i want a refund
why. my show is a hit
well i didn't like it and u want a refund so give me my money back
...we make these shows for a reason so unless u figure that out.......
u don't get ur refund. i'm leavin

 

by flclpimp
8-20-06
3 months later
hmm what is the reason they make that show
can u plz tell me
ok it's about a boy lost in the city and is lookin for his dead brother
i killed that director even though u told me not too
what now this time

 

dear mr johnson, i know i'm dead but that doesn't stop me rom writin messages so we can keep in touch... hope to see ya in hell soon ur friend carrlos
....and he stabbed ye with a butcher knife.....cool i love the bible
by flclpimp, 8-20-06

 

by flclpimp
8-20-06
psst hey can u help me
why should i?
uhh...i have a nail in my head
well what am i supposed to do
take it out plz
.........ha ha ha ha ha ha no

 

by flclpimp
8-20-06
dear mr johnson, i am the director's father and i'm comin to get u soon mwa ha ha
please
mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
who r u? _____________________ ?u scare me man
i'm his father and good job for killin him

 

by flclpimp
8-20-06
cool ur rocketeerZ i love ur comics
uh...thanks
can i have ur autograph
ok here u go
to mr johnson by rocketeerZ
cool.........

 

by flclpimp
8-20-06
housten we have a problem
it seems i'm not at the moon yet and i'm goin to die up here so send another plane
three years later
.............

 

by flclpimp
8-20-06
don't make me shoot u
u better not
omg
huh...... take 3'245'324'434'300
u idiot

 

by flclpimp
8-20-06
rawr
i'll kill u then cook u bacon
y did u do that
take 3,657,554,355,760
u idiot
i thought i had to shoot

 

by flclpimp
8-20-06
hey i'm leavin so u comin
do i know u starnge chicken
uh..uh..uh.. i know michael jackson and i'm gonna take u with me..so do u have a brother
i'll go get him
who r u
i'm that little girls brother who r u

 

by flclpimp
8-20-06
today a terrible accident happen as a detective kill and innocent man and is now hiding in a house in new york lets go to trisha with other news trisha.....
thanks bob. a robot attacked the city today. a mad scientist created this thing and now it's on a rampage so all i'm telling u is RUN NOW! back to u bob
he's dead

 

by flclpimp
8-20-06
buk buk buk buk buk buk buk buk buk buk
but y do i have to pay u ur a chicken
before
buk buk buk buk buk buk buk buk
will chapmen oh he owes u cause i betted him that u would live and he lost so he owes u money
in translation he is sad becausewill left and didn't leave any money
buk buk buk buk buk buk buk buk buk buk buk buk

 

by flclpimp
8-20-06
waldo.....waldo....where r u waldo
stop playin around and help me with my homework
where would waldo be...hmm
c'mon what is 3 divided by 4,000
r u waldo?
i hate u.........

 

by flclpimp
8-20-06
sup yo what u doin
nothin u care about so leave
alright but if u need me i won't listen
ok
get me a drink

 

by flclpimp
8-21-06
this is for u
give it to me
ur mom calls u snooky woo
give it to me now
later
so what happened
well i killed him

 

by flclpimp
8-21-06
oh god.........
what did i do
damn u stink
but i took a bath
dont tell me u went to that door at the end
...........yes

 

by flclpimp
8-21-06
i hate doin projects man. they just give me a headache all the time. there has to be another way
i'll help u and do it for u
later
so did u do it
i never got to go on

 

by flclpimp
8-21-06
do u have a phone
why do u need it. ur an idiot
well i have a nail in my head
y do u do these stuff. go across the street and use the payphone
few hours later

 

by flclpimp
8-21-06
i'm in a good mood but i don't know why
ok so we gonna do our homework oh oh or we can do the biggest and coolest project
...........
later
what happened son
don't even ask and forget this ever happened

 

by flclpimp
8-22-06
oh oh yeah i'm noce at this game
u shouldn't be playin we souhld.........
woah woah whats with this WE stuff
were supposed to be makin a model of a house on the computer and it has to be done tomorrow
oh i like this game........
why did i ever get teamed up with an imbassle why me

 

by flclpimp
8-22-06
dear mr johnson, i am on a weeks vacation and i would like u to come before i leave so hurry up.
i will give u three thousand dollars plus ur own hotel at las vegas for free.
and u will get ur own limo and tickets to see who wants to be a millionare..as a matter of fact u can be in the show
also all the free food u want and never have to pay for anythin and the money is to by clothes and look fancy
cool i better get packin bef.....wait a sec
mwa ha ha i lied u wish i did that for u remember that ha ha signed carlos....p.s mwa ha ha ha

 

by flclpimp
8-22-06
not again

 

by flclpimp
8-22-06
so we gonna get them donuts
bring back those donuts
i'm leavin

 

by flclpimp
8-22-06
draw draw draw draw draw draw draw
hmm
hi
erase erase erase erase erase
nooooooooooooooo

 

by flclpimp
8-22-06
y am i here
i need my money back and ur gonna get it
well i can't see i'm gonna be in the hospital

 

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by flclpimp
8-22-06
mail for mr amish
i am amish
this is my message
mail for mr george
i'm george

 

by flclpimp
8-22-06
hey jesus who made the bible
my son. he was a good man
so y r u at a bar. ur jesus
i'm on vacation
well i like this bible
thanks now i got girls watin over there so i got to go

 

by flclpimp
8-22-06
cool jesus. say if i put a nail in me will u take it out
depends where
no

 

my comics suck................................................................................................................ i don't know what else to say
by flclpimp, 8-22-06

 

by flclpimp
8-23-06
dear mr johnson, it's me carlos and i want u to come to hell. it's fun and there r cute bitches here. satan went on a trip and won't be here for a while oh and the grim reaper is gonna get u
he is gonna pick u up see ya. signed carlos.....ps i need my pants from that day i went joggin and fell in mud.i-i-it's okay if u don't bring it but if u do then that would be nice.
be ready at 2:00 pm ok bye.....p.ps oh i got the pants so forget it. i found them in my laundry bag. isn't that funny......... ok so... what ya doin. i'm a little drunk from that new bar.
well see ya later bye.......p.p.ps work out before u get here. there is this bully and he jumped me with some other kids so remember that.....
2:45 pm
.......and then he said y is 6 afraid of 7? because 789 get it 7 ate 9a and 789 ha ha ha so i'll see ya later bye
are you done yet we have to go

 

by flclpimp
8-23-06
look i got a picture of the suspect
cool let me see
hmm why would a suspect hit someplace like here
....wait a minuet i passed this person once in a store
before at the store
top of the mornin ma'am
oh uh..... hi sir

 

by flclpimp
8-23-06
we can't find her boss
why NOT
OMG HE'S GOIN TO KILL ME
tell me
because u did somethin with her remember
ur fired

 

by flclpimp
9-20-06
dun dun dun dun dun
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
dun dun dun
wow he is funny
ur a waste of my time

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