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by flip
3-07-02
I'm a park bench. How the fuck am I speaking?
I dunno what I'm doing here either. The key is to blend in.
Have you seen Bin Laden little girl?
No but I saw someone else. He smelled a little funny and laughed alot. I think it was Al Roker.
Hey, where'd my pants go?
...the hell am I doing here? Doesn't my mere presence warrant a copyright violation suit?

 

by flip
3-10-02
Ah....I feel in the mood for a violent killing spree today.
I don't care.
Since you obviously couldn't care less, you will be the first of my victims.
I don't care.
So how would you like it? Agonizingly slow or mind-numbingly fast? Want me to slowly sever off your body parts one-by-one?
I don't care.

 

by flip
3-15-02
y0 w0rd up s0n, I be reppin dat FUBU shiznit. The gear be flossin out here.
That's nice. Really.
y0 s0n, I don't like the way you talkin' to me. You got beef?
No, if I'm hungry I'll just stop by at McDonalds.
Get outta my face y0, just back up.
Not a problem. See you in English 101.

 

by flip
3-19-02
...so I was playing Final Fantasy X for 20 hours straight! I just reacted, I couldn't think of anything else besides it!
What are your opinions on the other FF games?
Oh they are all great...except for VIII & IX that is.
Why is that?
Because everyone else didn't like them, so I never even gave em a glance.
Anything he says from now on is to be ignored by me...

 

by flip
3-24-02
No damnit, I don't want to suscribe to the African-American channel.
Mind me, but wouldn't it be the American-African channel?
Why's that?
Technically, you were born in America. Thus being an American comes first.
Yeah but, it's a matter of principle. I'd choose Africa anyday over these American scum.
The US of A...home of the free?

 

by flip
3-29-02
I just had a thought.
That's a rare occurrence.
How was the change?
You REALLY didn't have anything better to do?

 

by flip
6-04-02
Ah. The country.
Fresh clean air eh? Free of nitrous oxides. Free from pollution.
Yep, they don't make air like this in the city.
Sure don't.
You got a lighter? I need this cig to refresh me.
Should I dignify that with a response?

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