What's up, Gene? I noticed a few new dents in your head today.
Who the hell are you? Aren't you a little short to be a clone?
I'm sure they have little or nothing to do with the new jackhammer I ordered from the Sharper Image catalogue.
What? That's ridiculous. Nobody spends thousands of dollars, and waits 6-8 weeks for shipping, just to pull a prank. This premise is entirely unbelievable.
Y'know, the joke doesn't work unless you play along, Gene.
