BrianTron Receives A Message Called COOL_PICTURE.EXE...
Well, it says it's from you, but you don't remember sending it... Are you sure I should open it?
C'mon, BrianTron, why would you NOT open something with the words "cool" and "picture" in it?
I can't argue with logic like that I suppose . . . *cla-click* *whrrrrrrrrrrrr* *DING*
Oh boy! I wonder what it could be a picture of! Maybe it's JessicalbaTron with her circuitboards exposed... Or maybe a LOLbot with an invisible sandwich...
DOWNLOAD COMPLETE TROJAN INSTALLED TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE YOU RAAAAAR!!!!!
Oooh! Cornhole picture! Send it to me - Oh wait, unless it's ParishilTron's cornhole, I already got that one...