"I need your help in the kitchen to get something way up high. Are you listening?"
"the ball is spotted at the 30 and here comes the punt team..."
Uh, sure. I just didn't catch the last part.
"Way up high!"
"It's a fake! The punter keeps it and he's heading for the ..."
Got it!
So first you don't help me get the dishes down from the cabinet and now you make a comment on me being fat by putting lemon meringue on the bathroom scales!?
How the hell else was I supposed to "weigh a pie"?